sex toys and musicians

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

BadDazeRob wrote:
SpellboundByMetal wrote:What a bunch of fruitballs.

r:>)

those things taste great in Mattawanna...

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
BadDazeRob wrote:
SpellboundByMetal wrote:What a bunch of fruitballs.

r:>)
those things taste great in Mattawanna...

Yes, but you have to eat 50 of them ...

r:>)

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

That guy's a fü©king machine ...

r:>)

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

AtoMik's pic made me bust a gut laughing. That guy looks like he's going to fucking die.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Victor Synn wrote:AtoMik's pic made me bust a gut laughing. That guy looks like he's going to fucking die.

Takeru? Never... man's a beast!

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Spellbound: thanks for clearing that up. It just came across as there was some issue there since your replies were following most of hers.

AtoMikEnRtiA: Is this thread kinda stupid? Yea. So are half the threads on page 1 here. I wouldn't be surprised if the originator of this topic isn't sitting back somewhere laughing her ass off at how she got a few guys worked up into a tizzy over starting such a thread. I just wonder if this particular topic was brought up by a guy if everyone's reactions would be the same.

faeriewench · Post by **faeriewench** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

misress, you're good!
you should come to the giggle party witchchic, my musician and i are gonna throw

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Mistress_DB wrote:I just wonder if this particular topic was brought up by a guy if everyone's reactions would be the same.

uhm....for the record. If some dude posted a thread talking about how he likes to plug his holes. Id steer clear of that thread.

This thread wasnt exactly my cup of tea either. But i didnt have to read it. So i have no beef. Except for the whole 'prostate massage' thing. That kinda creeped me out. But what do i know.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

If a guy would have said it I think it may have been worse.
I think everything is equal opportunity here when it comes to debate.

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

ummm ya mistook what I meant. I meant if one of the guys here started a thread about sex toys and the females, I'm thinking the outcome would have been different. Now if someone started one in the way you took it, I doubt there would have been many favorable replies.

The prostate massage confession was a bit of a surprise. Most guys who do like that don't publicly admit it since a lot would automatically assume he liked his fudge packed. (that's not the case a lot of the time)

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
I'm sorry can you get any more pretentious?!?!

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:i never said that this was "irrelevant" to rockpage.. i said it was retarded

Gary, I'm the one who says that things/people are pretentious, and I'm the one who loves to argue semantics.

...and Steve,

nightcrawler_steve wrote:

I'm the one who shamelessly self-promtes after a thread has become inane (BTW, Bad Daze with opener Undone at the County Line Inn, this Saturday).

You people are stealing my thunder while I'm gone!

pyrewoman · Post by **pyrewoman** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Thanks for the entertainment, kids. I think 4 pages of nonsense was just what I needed at 4am. I just giggled like an idiot for about 15 minutes trying to put off work as usual.

Forums are theraputic.

like sex toys...

but not musicians;
they are stressful.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

ooohhh, a plug party, huh? nothin like some good AIDS swapping.

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Mistress_DB wrote:Most guys who do like that don't publicly admit it since a lot would automatically assume he liked his fudge packed. (that's not the case a lot of the time)

Oh i wasnt assuming that someone was gay. lol just one of those things where its like 'dude....whaa?' lol

WitchChic · Post by **WitchChic** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

pyrewoman wrote:Thanks for the entertainment, kids. I think 4 pages of nonsense was just what I needed at 4am. I just giggled like an idiot for about 15 minutes trying to put off work as usual. Forums are theraputic.

like sex toys...

but not musicians;
they are stressful.

Yup they are but some of em are so darn hot...hehehe...

HEY YOU!!!! Welcome to the rockpage chickie!!! Will I see you tonight???

your not workin are ya???

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

SpellboundByMetal wrote:ooohhh, a plug party, huh? nothin like some good AIDS swapping.

I'm doubting you're invited so there won't be any STD's flying around.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Hmm. Interesting. Id put my money on YOU having one before me. I bet even your vibrators cry themselves to sleep.

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Sex Toys can be great!!! My wife has a vast aray of genital armnament!

The thing I can't stand is the size of some of these things!?!?!
Example:

What woman could possibly use this!
I know I don't want to be with someone who can take that big mofo!

That has to be a Penn's Cave Puss that can be viewed inside a boat!

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

You would lose both those bets. It's actually more likely that every woman who has ever had the misfortune of having sex with you, thinks that you are the world's worst lay.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

HAHA. You wish so much that you are right, but i hate to tell you that you are wrong. Only if you knew.

Obviously i could never PROVE that, and youll never be blessed enough to find out for yourself. Its just enough for me knowing how they REALLY felt.

Go back to your weeping dildos and duracell that shit

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Seriously if you were even worth talking about, someone would be willing to back you up on it. Oh and "weeping" with my dildos. That's almost as lame and pathetic as you are.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

It will be in the book. Youll just have to read it.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

kissmydagoass wrote:Seriously if you were even worth talking about, someone would be willing to back you up on it. Oh and "weeping" with my dildos. That's almost as lame and pathetic as you are.

yeah because you know, every sexual partner anybody on rockpage has ever had.. is on rockpage...

ill remember that the next time i engage in a sexual debate with somebody -- especially if they're a whore... i dont want to be out typed 300,000 to one by shadow recollections and regrets...

spellboundbymetal wrote:go back to your weeping dildos...

i want to see a plastic cock weap! that would be the greatest thing ever..

charltor wrote: that has to be a penns cave puss where you go around on boat....

that's disturbing... but again it could be the greatest history channel special ever "grown men, adult conquistidors -- reliving their first pioneer..."

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

Someone here on Rockpage is going to probably wind up on Metal-Sludge.com's Ho Board.

Remember that the next time you are having fun with groupies, post-show.