sex toys and musicians

faeriewench · Post by **faeriewench** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

you are a good man indeed!

WitchChic · Post by **WitchChic** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

isnt he tho???

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Spellbound, just what is your issue here? Judging by your placement of several snide and rude comments it's obvious for some reason you don't like Chell. I'm sure you have a valid reason for your obvious animosity but really a public forum isn't the place for it. It only makes you appear petty and immature.

Capt. Grammar · Post by **Capt. Grammar** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

SuffrInLys wrote:you gotta watch sometimes those things hurt like hell !! yeah the chick loves it but it turns your nuts to butter! haha

You must watch, because sometimes those things hurt like hell! Yes, the chick loves it, but it turns your testicles to butter. I am laughing.

You're welcome.

I would also like to add that Mrs. Grammar and I have been known to employ double penetration vibrators while we are getting intimate. We learned about them while watching Sue Johansen.

faeriewench · Post by **faeriewench** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

me and the cap'n make it happen!
wait, what? who said that...?

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Mistress- placement of snide and rude comments? what?! placement? you lost me. if i post a comment, yeah, i guess thats placement....?.....
Dont like Chell? I dont really know her. Dont really know what you mean. I dont see how any of my comments attack her! I think youre looking into it a little deep. Go figure.

I said before my issue is its a stupid ass thread. Sex toys? come on. who the fuck cares what you all put in your asses!?! Unless youre setting up for public plugging, i dont see a point to discuss your bedroom habits. start a wannabe groupie page or something. i know a few people that would join for sure. i dont know, put a "hole filling suggestion box" up or something.
Obviously, my point of view isnt very popular. I guess most people find it sexy to have girls talk about fucking themselves. Maybe somewhere else, but not on a music forum. too bad this isnt CockPage, huh?

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

okay ive bit my tongue long enough... cant do it anymore..

1) You guys are all fucking retarded (by you guys, i mean the people who continue to discuss sex toys for 2 days) - Im going to make a safe enough assumption that by your talking about sexual innuendo and equipment on a public forum, that your usage of them in personal, real experience is limited to yourself, and maybe one significant other. I'm not saying that's a bad thing -- but uh, you all seem to be a lot of talk, and not enough action...

2) This thread is ridiculious! In a forum section with some pretty fucking horrible posts (in which i have been a part of) this by far is the lamest topic I have ever seen on public forum.. EVER. The topic at hand "sex toys and musicians" ... I'm sorry can you get any more pretentious?!?! Why don't you just stop right now, and re-evaluate your life.. if the greatest achievement in your life consists of "how many members of a band you have railed"... than you're giving nothing good to society, and perhaps a bullet blast to the brains will be in order. I'm not trying to be a prick, but "sex toys and musicians" is the absolute stupidest thread I have seen on a forum since .. "Grass clippings and Greenskeepers"..

3) kissmydagoass replied to my post of "im assuming ive slept with atleast one more real man than you" and in the post I made previous, I was joking.. I'm not joking here... You're all fucked in the head. I'm by no means a prude or a puritan, but what is the overlying necessity to keeping sex toys... JUST FINGER YOUR FUCKING SELF IF YOU GET WET BETWEEN THE LIPS!!! Jesus titty fucking Christ, I swear to god if I read another one of you girls saying "and when you roll over your woman uses bob.." you know what, who fucking cares?!?! if you feel the necessity to prod yourself up the piehole with 12 inches of rubber and plastic, and push it around for 20 minutes.. then by all means... GET A NERF BASEBALL BAT AND DO IT RIGHT...

I've seen some fucked up things in my life... including an ex fiance shoving a dildo in her cunt, and you know what... it was the most retarded thing I ever saw. She made faces that would have me think she were possessed... large rubbery objects ranging in sizes of 15 inches are not intended to be inside of you... WHY DO IT? Who are you trying to impress here?!?!

"And for the talent portion of the pageant... Carly here will insert 75 inches of rubber laced in razor blades inside of her"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!?!?!

That is a waste of technology, and to whomever invented it... kill yourself, why waste a perfectly good motor, on such stupidity... Jesus Christ!

[/rant that will piss everybody off]

Flame on! =)

bfoust · Post by **bfoust** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Yea... Girls Gone Wild girls do it by hand!

Er.. oops.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

good post. there should be a shocking function on that device,

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

faeriewench wrote: people could chose to talk about musicians, but sex toys are more fun.

Riiiiiiiiiiight. There's a statement that appeals to a guy's sense of well-being. Hang on to those sex toys. You'll need 'em!

Just funnin' ya.
---------->JMS

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

SpellboundByMetal wrote:who the fuck cares what you all put in your asses!?! Unless youre setting up for public plugging.

OH MY GOD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I Don't Care If I'm The Only One That Found That Funny! lol

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Oh, and "Guys should come with a vibrating c*ck ring, but i usually just use my hand..." C'mon, that was funny right there! I giggled like the idiot I am after posting that one!

As for playing on a guy's insecurities by insinuating that you'd rather use a dilly... I'm not buying into it. Go ahead and roll the way you roll. I'm pretty comfortable being a talkative chubby guy. My wife's pretty hot, and I get mine. If she doesn't get hers, it ain't because I didn't try. But she always gets hers.

----->JMS

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

songsmith wrote:Oh, and "Guys should come with a vibrating c*ck ring, but i usually just use my hand..." C'mon, that was funny right there! I giggled like the idiot I am after posting that one!

Haha ill give ya an 8 out of 10 on that one. lol

WitchChic · Post by **WitchChic** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

SpellboundByMetal wrote:Mistress- placement of snide and rude comments? what?! placement? you lost me. if i post a comment, yeah, i guess thats placement....?.....
Dont like Chell? I dont really know her. Dont really know what you mean. I dont see how any of my comments attack her! I think youre looking into it a little deep. Go figure.

Mistress: I thank you for attempting to stick up for me that was awesome...

Altho....

Spellbound: I agree, I never thought you were attacking me in anyway...I didnt find anything you said to be against me...Also you have a point...But everyone in this thread was just being silly...

Also like said this thread wasnt just about sex toys...it was a thread started as sex toys and musicians, thoughts??? Not one person replied to this thread about anything else...Shows how easily things get crazy on here... Also AtoMikEnRtiA, this thread is no more retarded than you spending the same amount of time calling Rob the Drummer gay...They are all jokes and fun, just us all being bored and silly...maybe we should check the color of the sky again???

Mistress thank you... And Spellbound,never thought you were being rude...

So what about those musicians???

Brian of the Clan Plush · Post by **Brian of the Clan Plush** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

I'm a musician, and I'd damn sure rather read a thread of women talking about sex toys than wannabe metalheads talking about Pantera.

Funny that the same guy who went off about how irrelevant a sex toy thread was to Rockpage thought it was ok to start a thread about College Football. (for the record, personally I'd rather talk about College Football than sex toys OR pantera....see I even capitalized College Football, 'cause thats how much I dig it).

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Brian of the Clan Plush wrote:I'm a musician, and I'd damn sure rather read a thread of women talking about sex toys than wannabe metalheads talking about Pantera.

Funny that the same guy who went off about how irrelevant a sex toy thread was to Rockpage thought it was ok to start a thread about College Football. (for the record, personally I'd rather talk about College Football than sex toys OR pantera....see I even capitalized College Football, 'cause thats how much I dig it).

if you're referring to me.. i never said that this was "irrelevant" to rockpage.. i said it was retarded..

i think you read about 3 posts and generalized them into one, in which case i kindly ask you to remove cranium from rectum, read all the posts seperate, and feel free to say "my bad"

Brian of the Clan Plush · Post by **Brian of the Clan Plush** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

you know what they say....opinions are like assholes, they both get a lot of print on Rockpage

kissmydagoass · Post by **kissmydagoass** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

You wanna know that great thing about public forums on the internet? If there is a topic you don't like, you can not read it. You don't like this topic than stay the fuck out of it. Please.

nightcrawler_steve · Post by **nightcrawler_steve** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

This thread made my day! *snicker, snicker*

Thanks girls....so ya ruffled some feathers....so what. Sex toys for all!! Sextivus for the restofus! Not that Ive ever used one.

Oh and by the way......

Brian of the Clan Plush · Post by **Brian of the Clan Plush** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

I can't wait for this Steve...I'm going to bring a sex toy.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

What a bunch of fruitballs.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

SpellboundByMetal wrote:What a bunch of fruitballs.

r:>)

nightcrawler_steve · Post by **nightcrawler_steve** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

Brian of the Clan Plush wrote:I can't wait for this Steve...I'm going to bring a sex toy.

Good idea Brian! I think Ill play the gig with 2 giant dildos. Then afterwards, Ill service my lady friends with them. I think that fits the thread "Sex Toys and Musicians".

Wow....I bet one of those glass thingys would make a great guitar slide too....hmmmmmm.

Fruit balls rock yo!

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

AHAHA cool. damn fruitballs.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tuesday Jan 09, 2007

I thought that we musicians are sex toys.