Need to let some steam off

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo mamma is so nasty, they make people eat her on Fear Factor.

BURK · Post by **BURK** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo...

www.myspace.com/lowjackmusic

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Mama so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway!

Every time she lays down on the beach they keep trying to roll her back in the water!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo Mamma so stupid, someone came inside and said "it's chilly out" and she ran outside with 2 wooden ladels and a bucket!

here's a classic one..

"Yo Mamma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's 3 feet taller!"

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

You mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the ocean jumped out!

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

yo mamma's like a moped. Fun to ride until your friends see you on it.

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo momma is so stupid that she gave me a BJ because she thought it would help my unemployment

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Ya mama's so black she lets fingerprints on charcoal!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Yo mamma's tits so saggy they like riding a roller coaster.. they go up, they go down, they go side to side and upside down, and up to 45 people can get on and ride at the same time..

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

wow...memories of 5th grade....

i remember back when mom jokes were the ULTIMATE cutdowns.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

SpellboundByMetal wrote:wow...memories of 5th grade.... i remember back when mom jokes were the ULTIMATE cutdowns.

you smell...

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

oh yeah? well you like man balls in your face.

Gary says- "yummy yummy...scrotum sandwiches"

sorry...no mom jokes here....im in full swing with the gay jokes.

MeYatch · Post by **MeYatch** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

a well played your mom joke is still the ultimate cutdown.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

maybe if it was REALLY good and original and the person who it was directed actually cared about their mom. then MAYBE so.

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Tuesday Oct 17, 2006

Agreed,A well timed your momma in a tense situation always works.
It never gets old.

Cheers!!!!

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Wednesday Oct 18, 2006

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:I'm not too big on "yo momma" jokes.. it's not so much that i find them lame, it's just in your case.. i have nothing negative to say about your mom.. she sucks the best dick in 10 counties.. lol

For someone "Not too big on Yo Momma jokes" you sure have stunk the place up with 6 of the worst I haven't heard since 5th grade... Good thing we didn't hit on something you were "big" on....

God help us..... haha...