Condemned welcomes Steve Bush into the band

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

well, what can i say??
We had our first practice with Steve lastnight. His solos were great.....we were all very impressed. We started working on a new song lastnight. Catch Steve at the Lion's Den on Aug 12th!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

Steve Bush, Is that Scott's evil twin?
Did you add a member or replace one?
Christ, don't confuse me.

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

Steve is Scott's older brother who just got out of the Big House. I believe he was doing hard time for attempting to solicit a prostitute when he was five. Because of his previous record the judge through the book ( "See Dick Fuck" ) at him and sentenced him to 25 years in a remote Bolivian Prison camp where the only activities allowed are building Lego Sex Dolls and playing Metal Guitar. Rumor has it that this is also used as a training camp for the Bolivian Metal Band "Donde es De Mota?"

I. for one. am excited!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

Cool, Congrats guys I'm looking forward to this weekend.

I bet lego sex dolls would be a painful experience.

stevebush · Post by **stevebush** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

Hey thanks guys i had alot of fun playing with you. Also torn and frayed i was 4 when i solicited the prostitue but that is in the past now. I am ready to go for the 12th. I cant wait for this metal show. Also i am in charge of a club perhaps you guys would like to join

we are called NAMBLA. Maybe you would like to join us torn and frayed. Or can i just call you TF for short.

later guys

EyesOfAnguishbassist · Post by **EyesOfAnguishbassist** » Monday Aug 07, 2006

Congrats guys, looking forward to some CONDEMNED EXISTANCE - YOUR DYING WISH shows

Its gonna be insane

JustinGelvin · Post by **JustinGelvin** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

Awesome guys, if the dude can jam anything like Scott look OUT!! By the way, I seriously listen to Condemned a lot on the myspace. I Really like the first 2 tracks you have on there. YDW is very excited about playin with you guys sometime.
So are you guys going with a 3 guitar assult???

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

OK this is how it is....

There is NO Steve Bush. Its an inside joke that quickly became outside. heres the story...
We got the prototype insert ...and instead of 'Scott Bush' ....it said 'Steve Bush' !!!!! After laughing forever, we started calling him "Steve' as if it was his real fuckin name.
The whole practice, he was "Steve'.

BUT!

No one could replace Mr. Scott Bush in this band.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

SpellboundByMetal wrote:OK this is how it is....

There is NO Steve Bush. Its an inside joke that quickly became outside. heres the story...
We got the prototype insert ...and instead of 'Scott Bush' ....it said 'Steve Bush' !!!!! After laughing forever, we started calling him "Steve' as if it was his real fuckin name.
The whole practice, he was "Steve'.

BUT!

No one could replace Mr. Scott Bush in this band.

wow, fuck this band now! hahahahaha j.k.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

I was wondering when Dave said "scott's OLDER brother" What the fuck is Father time in Condemned Existence? HAHAHA!!!
DICKS

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

DirtySanchez wrote:I was wondering when Dave said "scott's OLDER brother" What the fuck is Father time in Condemned Existence? HAHAHA!!!
DICKS

You saying Scott's old.. Im pretty sure he could kick your ass stottler hahaha.. you see the guy - looks haggard as fuck hahahahahahaha

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

Looks like someone put Zakk Wylde in the Microwave

He's a trucker they have to look like that, dress code ya know.
Man I'm so gonna hear it Saturday.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

DirtySanchez wrote:Looks like someone put Zakk Wylde in the Microwave
He's a trucker they have to look like that, dress code ya know.
Man I'm so gonna hear it Saturday.

they also rape little girls.. it's in their code of ethics..

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

ou saying Scott's old.. Im pretty sure he could kick your ass stottler hahaha.. you see the guy - looks haggard as fuck hahahahahahaha Laughing

Haggard!!! Ha Ha Ha! I'll buy that! This should be a fun show. By the way what time does this shit kick off? Does Steve get extra breaks? You know like a senior discount? Ha Ha Ha Ha Haggard! Just kidding!

I want to get every band....

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

HAHAHAHA oh shit!!!
"zakk wylde in the microwave"!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could play leads like him!!!

(oh yeah, jokes about Rape isnt cool no matter what)

morningangel · Post by **morningangel** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

whatever dudes. scott is hot for an old guy!

and when you can play guitar like he does, it doesn't matter much what you look like, or how old you are, chicks are gonna love you!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

Truckers don't rape little girls. They have consensual sex with cross-gender lot lizards. (who coincidentally like heavy metal guitar very much)

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

uh oh, i gotta ask scott if thats what the 'I Love Leon' tatt was about. he told me it was a band!!!

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

Tornandfrayed, I'm pretty sure the show starts at 6 saturday.

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

morningangel wrote:whatever dudes. scott is hot for an old guy!

I feel the same...I told him that and he told me to fuck off. I bet he would've made an excellent prom king.

(Sorry...I had to.)

VonBaas

P.S. We could have had beautiful children together. HAHA

Killjingle · Post by **Killjingle** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

what do u mean

"would have"?????

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

hahaha yeah, no shit!

Darth Raider · Post by **Darth Raider** » Tuesday Aug 08, 2006

call me master

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Wednesday Aug 09, 2006

NO, gaylord

ROCKPAGE

Condemned welcomes Steve Bush into the band

Condemned welcomes Steve Bush into the band

Scott? Steve?