My friends, I have returned for reasons to be determined.

[Grammar]

im·pos·tor or im·pos·ter ( P )
n.
One who engages in deception under an assumed name or identity.

This Capt Grammar fellow is an imposter. I will not have my fine name misrepresented. Where is Cliff when I so desperately need him?

[Norm Peterson]

you can find me at the end of the bar my friend.

I use the term friend only because my tab is a little hefty!

[HurricaneBob]

He said Cliff ya big dumb drunk.

[Norm Peterson]

that green in your pipe... is that barley and hops or something completely different?

[Cliff Clavin]

You know, back in the time before we used telekinesis to speak to one another, when one needed a friend, co-worker, or acquantence - they used this very convenient device called the telephone.. Grammar, good to have you back - but you could have called me if you needed me.

To answer your question of where I am, I am here - and always will be. Except during the day when I'm on my route - in which you can find me hurdling fences, in fear of Mrs. Clevelands' Pomeranien..

Norm, I think a brew is in order here..

[Norm Peterson]

Cliffy!!!!!

[Grammar]

My dear friends Cliff and Norm, why are you referring to telekinesis? I would be afraid to be in direct contact with your brainwaves.

[Norm Peterson]

You afraid I might "say" this round is on you???

[YankeeRose]

Hello Cliff! It's so good to see the characters again. Jason/Darth Tatum/Grammar - the one and only, I was wondering about the new "Captain" while you still existed.

[Capt. Grammar]

Pish posh.

[Bloodsong]

will the real CAPTAIN grammar please stand up, please stand up, please... awwww,fuck it. good luck; you're gonna need it.

[esa]

Oh good lord...I have been away for too long. If I see Lilith Sternin on here anywhere, I am going to pee myself.