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Marsman365
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by Marsman365 Friday Apr 07, 2006
Robert Palmer -
You're gonna have to face it, you're "a dickhead in love".
And my all time favorite...
Ted Nugent's - Scratch that Beaver!
bassist4life2004
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by bassist4life2004 Friday Apr 07, 2006
Hurricane wrote: Oh ill be listening to ya! Just dont wear plaid pants, it distorts the mike and you will look funny on the radio also.
Damn, that kills 95% of my wardrobe.
ZappasXWife
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by ZappasXWife Friday Apr 07, 2006
My boyfriend made fun of me when I used to sing along to a Santana song that Flame Sky does (excellently I might add) you may know called Jingo Rock but I thought it was Gringo Rock....gringo being a racial slur I guess.
If music be the food of love, then play on...
Bag
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by Bag Friday Apr 07, 2006
Another favorite is The Black Crowes "Hard To Handle."
You don't shoot a man in the dick!
bassist_25
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by bassist_25 Friday Apr 07, 2006
ZappasXWife wrote: My boyfriend made fun of me when I used to sing along to a Santana song that Flame Sky does (excellently I might add) you may know called Jingo Rock but I thought it was Gringo Rock....gringo being a racial slur I guess.
I use to think that Creep by Stone Temple Pilots went:
I'm half the man I use to be
(Lorena Bobbit got to me)
Instead of what it really is:
I'm half the man I use to be
(This I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
songsmith
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by songsmith Friday Apr 07, 2006
I can't hear the Xmas lyric, "...and a partidge in a pear tree..." without thinking, "... and a big f**king glass of Iced Tea..." I know it's not that funny, it's more of an Asperger/OCD thing, or a coping mechanism. I tend to dislike Christmas songs.----------->JMS
DirtySanchez
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by DirtySanchez Friday Apr 07, 2006
Here comes Peter cottonmouth hoppin down to dirty's house
"You are now either a clueless inbred brownshirt Teabagger, or a babykilling hippie Marxist on welfare."-Songsmith
Bag
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by Bag Friday Apr 07, 2006
Rise up
Gather round
Lick my ass
Till your tongue is brown
Lap it up
Go for broke
And don't you dare
Forget my scrote
Rock On! Rock On!
You don't shoot a man in the dick!
DirtySanchez
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by DirtySanchez Friday Apr 07, 2006
Bag that shit is hilarious...... YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE RATED XXX WEIRD AL!!!!!!!
"You are now either a clueless inbred brownshirt Teabagger, or a babykilling hippie Marxist on welfare."-Songsmith
Charltor
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by Charltor Friday Apr 07, 2006
yeah he could replace the late EL DUCE of the MENTORS!!!
bassist4life2004
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by bassist4life2004 Saturday Apr 08, 2006
I almost forgot a really good one
PhillipDaPussee
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by PhillipDaPussee Saturday Apr 08, 2006
bassist4life2004 wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Thanx a lot! I just spewed coffee all over my laptop. Straight outta my nose, no doubt! lol
Bert|Evil
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by Bert|Evil Saturday Apr 08, 2006
Bag wrote: Rise up
Gather round
Lick my ass
Till your tongue is brown
Lap it up
Go for broke
And don't you dare
Forget my scrote
Rock On! Rock On!
Does that Mentors song also go on like this:
"bend up, and smell my anal vapor
your face is my toilet paper"
???
Charltor
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by Charltor Saturday Apr 08, 2006
Does that Mentors song also go on like this:
That is a line from The Mentors classic "Golden Shower"
priceless stuff there
