How Can I Get My Girl To Fake Her Orgasms Faster?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Saturday Apr 01, 2006

After blasting my arms at the gym, I don't have the strength left to slam my girl for too long. She is usually good about faking her orgasms after about 10 mins or so, which signals the go-ahead for me to give her the money shot. But lately she has been waiting longer to fake her orgasm. Should I tell her to cut that shit out or what?

JeffLeeper · Post by **JeffLeeper** » Saturday Apr 01, 2006

Take the bag off your head.
She'll quit just like that.

How carefully do you screen these members , guys ?

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Saturday Apr 01, 2006

I'd go down on her first. If you suck on her clit for a little while before intercourse, she won't have to fake an orgasm.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Sunday Apr 02, 2006

Try folding your "python" in half when you stick it in so when you cum, you'll "went" and she'll have the alone time to complete on her own,while your flexing in the mirror.

SheWolf · Post by **SheWolf** » Sunday Apr 02, 2006

You must not know what your doing or she wouldn't have to fake any thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe if you quit looking in the mirror at your self and worried about her in bed you wouldn't have this problem to begin with!!

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Apr 02, 2006

I thought an Alpha male was supposed to know what he's doing ? I just thought of it, it must be the steroids that have shrunk your penis not alowwing you to please your woman. I hate to say it wolfie but I think you're gonna need a strap on

At least you're woman can use it for you aslo.

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Sunday Apr 02, 2006

I'll tell you something else that works, roll her ass over and pound her doggy style and slip a finger into her ass, they say the dont like it but there all full of shit.

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Sunday Apr 02, 2006

Dude... I'm gonna hook you up! I can send you a 10" x 15" glossy of me that you can pin to the wall above the headboard! This way, when you get home after your exhausting workout of 12 reps of 85 lbs, and those scrawny arms of yours are like rubber, you can lay back on the bed and relax! She can go for a ride, staring at me!! I'll guarantee not only will she not have to fake the "Big-O" but she'll be sure to have several more within minutes.... providing you've got something worth riding.... If not, I'll send my address and cell phone number so she can get in touch with me.... then you'll never have to worry about it cause she'll never come back to you anyhow!

SheWolf · Post by **SheWolf** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

hey woof your girl sent me her new song..........( I guess she don't need your nasty ass any more)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! hey

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

------>JMS

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

New Brittany Spears single!

SheWolf · Post by **SheWolf** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

lol... it could be from the shit she calls songs

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

"How Can I Get My Girl To Fake Her Orgasms Faster?"

Grow a dick.

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

ToonaRockGuy wrote:Grow a dick.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

I'm a freak... I got 12 x 7 inches of erected man meat, Altoonaman. I charge women 500/hr. I only take girlie friends if I can fuck their throats anytime I please. And they must swallow gallons of gism... I don't pull out. No way. Some of them have gotten sick from all the protein, but they always beg for more and end up being paying clients. If I get tired of them I then make them pay. They tell me that noone else makes them feel the way I do.

Jacklyn Miauff · Post by **Jacklyn Miauff** » Monday Apr 03, 2006

Woofburger......you are killing me. LOLOL You are sooooooo conceded!! and the best part is......you probably look like CHICKEN LITTLE. The funny part is................usually the men that brag..............aren't getting anything at all.

You do come up with some good stories though and I find is simply amazing how some people are soooooooooo dumb to believe them and let themselves get all hyped up over your stories.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

woofburger wrote:I'm a freak... I got 12 x 7 inches of erected man meat, Altoonaman. I charge women 500/hr. I only take girlie friends if I can fuck their throats anytime I please. And they must swallow gallons of gism... I don't pull out. No way. Some of them have gotten sick from all the protein, but they always beg for more and end up being paying clients. If I get tired of them I then make them pay. They tell me that noone else makes them feel the way I do.

"Your not in Kansas anymore, Dorthy!"

I didn't know horses could type!!

SavageHeart · Post by **SavageHeart** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

SheWolf has been to a Passion Party or two!!!

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

woofburger wrote:I'm a freak... I got 12 x 7 inches of erected man meat, Altoonaman. I charge women 500/hr. I only take girlie friends if I can fuck their throats anytime I please. And they must swallow gallons of gism... I don't pull out. No way. Some of them have gotten sick from all the protein, but they always beg for more and end up being paying clients. If I get tired of them I then make them pay. They tell me that noone else makes them feel the way I do.

ROTFL, my dad always told me there are 2 kinds of men in this world...men with big dicks who don't have to say anything about them, and guys with pindicks who have to talk shit about how huge they are...

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

ToonaRockGuy wrote:
woofburger wrote:I'm a freak... I got 12 x 7 inches of erected man meat, Altoonaman. I charge women 500/hr. I only take girlie friends if I can fuck their throats anytime I please. And they must swallow gallons of gism... I don't pull out. No way. Some of them have gotten sick from all the protein, but they always beg for more and end up being paying clients. If I get tired of them I then make them pay. They tell me that noone else makes them feel the way I do.
ROTFL, my dad always told me there are 2 kinds of men in this world...men with big dicks who don't have to say anything about them, and guys with pindicks who have to talk shit about how huge they are...

Maybe he just has small hands!

Prrthd81702 · Post by **Prrthd81702** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

I've found that, generally, real, live women tend to climax much faster than those of the latex variety, commonly referred to as "Blow-Up Dolls."

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

dude I think you are mistaken this is Rockpage not Cockpage. If you are a musician, and you've got what you say in your toolbox, I'd change my line of work and move to L.A. and become a PORNSTAR A.S.A.P.

SheWolf · Post by **SheWolf** » Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

savageheart wrote;
SheWolf has been to a Passion Party or two!!!
Actually I haven't been to any, do you know any one having one?

Wolfburger- you need to really get off the drugs your on, get the haze out of your head, your hand of your friend's dick, and wake up..... oh lol thats right you do this because no one wants your nasty ass and people do have there dreams..... who am I to burst that bubble

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How Can I Get My Girl To Fake Her Orgasms Faster?

How Can I Get My Girl To Fake Her Orgasms Faster?

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