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Best ways to start a fight on Rockpage

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In light of my recent innocuous thread about the role of rhythm guitar turning into a smack fest, I figured it would be a great time to simplify the process of starting a fight here at Rockpage. Consider this to be a primer for all you newbies who have been itching to piss someone off but were afraid to ask how. A few simple tips to rub someone's ass raw:

1. Say anything about cover bands
2. Say anything about original acts
3. One word: Woofburger
4. Two words: George Bush
5. Start a thread about rhythm guitar (or any subject for that matter)
6. Say something about reading music
7. Correct someone's grammar

...and I'm sure that you all can come up with even better ways to inexplicably get someone's knickers in a twist. Let's hear your ideas, brothers and sisters!

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Hey !

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My great-grandmother was named , "Innocuous Thread Leeper" , after a harmless old tailor who used to visit....

Obviously this was a direct crack at a poor old woman....

"Guns , Knives , Bottles , Fists , or Clubs !
"All the same to me....All the same to you?"...
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Add Lynn Swann to the list.
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Another thread

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undercoverjoe wrote:
YankeeRose wrote:First, let me say all glory and honor to all of our brave Troops. However...dude, I don't know who wrote the great morale boosting letter, but I don't believe it was written by a grateful "Mayor" in Iraq. There are too many things in it that read "military in origin" to me and non-Iraqi, if one knows anything about History. Sunnis are killing Shias, Shias are killing Shites, and let's not forget the Kurds...I may have the lineage wrong, but basically, round and round it goes and it has NOTHING to do with "terrorism".
good thing we have a terrorism expert like YR, :roll: who in her completely unbiased knowledge let us know it has nothing to do with terrorism.

it is not her opinion, she KNOWS it has nothing to do with terrorism.
It's like there is something in the water that makes us want to hurt each other!

This is "Real time" Baby! Right now instead of reading this funny thread this shit goes on! I am always amazed by the Human Condition..
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1. Say anything about cover bands
2. Say anything about original acts
3. One word: Woofburger
4. Two words: George Bush
5. Start a thread about rhythm guitar (or any subject for that matter)
6. Say something about reading music
7. Correct someone's grammar
really funny post gimmbass, and you missed IMO the best one:

Say anything in defense of DJs
If music be the food of love, then play on...
William Shakespeare
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Speaking out against beans is also a sure fire way to ruffle feathers ...

(I like beans, BTW, so step off!!! :D )

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HEEEEEYYYY!!!! :x LEAVE DJ'S OUT OF THIS!!!!! Only a pure genious can get people to pay him to play CD's for them! :lol:
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Im not a DJ or even like them. But I just had a tall glass of rockpage water and Im ready to throwdown.... :shock:
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HEY!!! Sometimes, cacophonies of destructive tones, blended with a primal rhythmic groove, make me wanna beat somebody's ass ... :x 8)

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Thats the desired effect!! Thanks buddy! :D oh...wait..I mean...HEYYY!!
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Post by SheWolf »

You forgot.... I would take that snickers bar you gave me, at your show and I would........ lol cann't tell you the rest 8)
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HEYYYY!!!! I got your Snickers bar ... right here!!!

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Post by SheWolf »

lol... That was just for you Rob :wink: you mentioned beans so I thought I would say about the snickers :D
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Post by SheWolf »

Oh my god I forgot the best way to start a fight on RP 3 words.....
Big Audio Blowout...lmao :twisted: :lol:
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Battle of the bands thread
opinion polls
the law
and yes the AD pages are heating up also :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In No Surrender’s memory, here’s a word that flared a few people up… DINGS!! I believe the quote was “too many dings” in response to someone’s health issue.

If “Ice, Ice Baby” had one extra DING in it than the Queen riff did, Vanilla Ice might want to see a doctor.


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Killer ninja hampsters and frothy urine pigs always make me see red ... damn hampsters ... :P

WHY ARE THE URINE PIGS SO DAMN FROTHY?!?!?!? AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Post by UncleScabby »

One disrespectful word about polka and i'm going berserker wolverine style.
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UncleScabby wrote:One disrespectful word about polka and i'm going berserker wolverine style.
Roll out the barrel ... roll out the barrel ... HA! You know where you can stick that barrel?!? :x

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BadDazeRob wrote:
Roll out the barrel ... roll out the barrel ... HA! You know where you can stick that barrel?!? :x

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I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. But you're welcome to illustrate regardless... :lol:
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Another way to start a fight on Rockpage ...

... say you don't like Rush ... LOL

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BadDazeRob wrote:Another way to start a fight on Rockpage ...

... say you don't like Rush ... LOL

r:>)

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Geez I was just going to say that............... :roll:
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I started a fight once by telling Aja that women are EQUAL in music performance. She felt they weren't, that we hairy, sweaty, penis-monkeys had a monopoly... how else could you explain why her band wanted ad had no takers in 2 whole days? She went to Berklee!!!!-------->JMS

Oh, yeah, i've been on a slow burn since Rockpage gave me a keyboard with the J, M, and S removed! :wink: -------->***
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(let's give this a try . . .)

Hi! I work for the PLCB!


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