And he wonders why she is divorcing him.....

[HarleyRo1]

Sicko Marriage Contract One For The Ages

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

[Asundor]

This sick fuck needs shot.

[Banned]

Those are great rules. All wives should live by them.

His rules were well thought and organized. She should have had no problem following them.

He could have them posted throughout the house in case the wife is forgettful.

He does need to come up with some appropriate punishments for failures to adhere to said rules.

[f.sciarrillo]

That is funny. I would think that something like that is given as a joke. Then if it wasn't a joke; the only person who would sign it would be a low self esteemed 300 pound air head. I norman person would have told him to take a hike lol ..

[HurricaneBob]

Yeah women get no respect...NWS!! Kids dont look!

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=371

[plumcrazy]

That's exactly what I mean. NO respect at all!!!!

Can't get a word out otherwise, you guys always have to make sure that we don't speak our minds!! LMAO

Always shovin one in us somewhere.

[onegunguitar]

Yeah women get no respect...NWS!! Kids dont look!

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=371

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Starr]

LOL

[Bag]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Charltor]

LMFAO hurricane, that was unexpected, i wonder if she spit or swallowed?LOL!

[JayBird]

BRILLIANT! My girlfriend has been wanting to move in with me and I've been trying to come up with my own document like that one before I take that leap. Hell, I'll just use his and I'll get her to sign it by telling her that the document is her half of the lease agreement she needs to sign. Once she hears that I'm finally willing to move in together, she'll want to sign on that dotted lines ASAP. She'll never know that she just signed her soul over to me....





























*for those of you who don't know I've been living with my gfriend for almost four years now. that above statement was only meant to be a joke...now's the part where you laugh!