I was just watching VH1 Classic's Metal Mania, and I saw a video that is clearly my vote for “Cheesiest Rock Video EVER”. The crazy thing is that I felt this way about it 15 years ago when I saw it for the 1st time.
The video is… Dokken’s “Breaking The Chains”
What’s your vote?
Cheesiest Rock Video EVER!!!
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Yeah, I never did understand the whole air guitar thing going on in that video.jreider wrote:Journey - Separate Ways, hands down.
I can't think of one off the top of my head, but just about every Poison video I've ever saw was pretty damn hight on the cheese-factor.
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
"Hot Rockin'" by Judas Priest.
Look this up sometime on one of the file sharing networks if you don't remember, or never have seen it. Several stereotypical gay scenes in just the first 30 seconds, even a scene in a sauna! It's so bad it's hilarious! And this was years before Halford officially came out of the closet.
Had to be Rob's idea.
Look this up sometime on one of the file sharing networks if you don't remember, or never have seen it. Several stereotypical gay scenes in just the first 30 seconds, even a scene in a sauna! It's so bad it's hilarious! And this was years before Halford officially came out of the closet.
Had to be Rob's idea.
Yup they're ride'n dirt bikes in that video Bert !
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
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As far as the Van Halen vids go, has anyone ever seen the live vid for "Unchained"? Eddie screws up the first verse.RAM Z wrote:Yup they're ride'n dirt bikes in that video Bert !
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
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The Billy Squire vid was Rock me tonight. Totally gay and literly killed his career.RAM Z wrote:Yup they're ride'n dirt bikes in that video Bert !
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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I agree with ya SavageHeart ! I can't belive I forgot about Lick It Up.
That by far has to be one of the worst videos of all time. How could Gene go from puke'n and spit'n blood to wearing pink half shirts?
That by far has to be one of the worst videos of all time. How could Gene go from puke'n and spit'n blood to wearing pink half shirts?
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
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awesum song .. ROCK ME TONIGHT!Mistress_DB wrote:The Billy Squire vid was Rock me tonight. Totally gay and literly killed his career.RAM Z wrote:Yup they're ride'n dirt bikes in that video Bert !
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
I thought it was "My Kinda Lover" that he was rolling around on a bed with satin sheets. REALLY gay lookin video. I remember him promising his fans (the ones who were leftMistress_DB wrote:The Billy Squire vid was Rock me tonight. Totally gay and literly killed his career.RAM Z wrote:Yup they're ride'n dirt bikes in that video Bert !
I was always a Billy Squire fan and I guess I still am but, seen on of his videos once and it was pretty bad, almost made me wanna hurl.
How about Van Halen they had some cheesy videos also.
) that he wouldn't do it again.You don't shoot a man in the dick!
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Did you notice Eddie's screw-up, too? Is it just me?jreider wrote:We we JUST talking about that video on the way to a show last nightAs far as the Van Halen vids go, has anyone ever seen the live vid for "Unchained"? Eddie screws up the first verse.
I think you're right Bag!" My Kinda Lover" had to be it and I remember him prance'n around in a pink shirt ,snap'n his fingers and roll'n around on the bed. Very ,very, gay Billy! I saw a interview with him once and he said it ruined his life in the music biz. What a shame.
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
It did make "The Stroke" make more sense though!RAM Z wrote:I think you're right Bag!" My Kinda Lover" had to be it and I remember him prance'n around in a pink shirt ,snap'n his fingers and roll'n around on the bed. Very ,very, gay Billy! I saw a interview with him once and he said it ruined his life in the music biz. What a shame.
You don't shoot a man in the dick!