The top 15 Country & Western songs

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Monday Jan 16, 2006

The top 15 Country & Western songs

15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Monday Jan 16, 2006

That is quite a list there. You have thh artist who performed them lol .. I couldn't give a top 15 coutnry song. My thoughts about the best ones change every day .. I pretty much like it all. Especially the clasic stuff - Back when they had the truckin songs with people like cw mccall and red sovine, and felons like hank jr, waylon, chris chrisdofferson, willy, johnny cash, etc. etc.. I also like the urban cowboy style with micky gilly, charlie daniels, johnny lee, etc.

I can remember as a kid listening to John Anderstand's "Swinging" and Dan Seals "Bop" with my dad. Man does that make me feel old lol ..

no surrender · Post by **no surrender** » Monday Jan 16, 2006

6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And DAMN I Sure Do Miss Him

OMG, that is soo funny

4:33 · Post by **4:33** » Monday Jan 16, 2006

Here's a list compiled by George Carlin:

1. I should have fµ¢ked Ol' What's-her-name
2. Too drunk to jerk off
3. Kiss me I'm cumming (Hold me I'm humming)
4. It's midnight in Montana and i cant get my d!¢k out of this cow
5. Your love ran down my leg (and now you're gone)
6. You blew my mind, now blow me
7. I just called to say I tested positive

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Monday Jan 16, 2006

I reckon that old Songsmith will be adding to this real soon!

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

YEP HERE A FEW OLDIES IN THE COUNTRY FIELD

i'VE BEEN CARRY'IN A TORCH FOR YOU FOR SO LONG i BURNED A HOLE IN MY POCKET.

lET ME BE YOUR DRESSER BABY SO i CAN RAMBLE THROUGH YOUR DRAWYERS

i DON'T KNOW WHATS GOT INTO ME SINCE i GOT INTO YOU

shawnsinfused · Post by **shawnsinfused** » Thursday Jan 19, 2006

yall forgot:

I Ain't blown my nose since you blew me last