Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S " in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Why?
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RobTheDrummer
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That's easy...
1. Because you get more juice from the batteries, or so we think....
2. Because bankers are assholes and it's incentive to keep money in your account.
3. Because no one really knows how many stars there are, and paint is irresistable when wet.
4. Because glue drys out.
5. Because needles just come sterilized, are you gonna try to find an unsterilized needle?
6. Because Tarzan is a freak of nature.
7. Because bullets go too fast to dodge, I mean, it takes less energy to duck than to get hit by a revolver anyway.
8. Incase they miss their target and can try again in a different plane.
9. I dunno, cuz they are an asshole
10. Because people didn't evolve from apes.
11. Cuz bubbles are cool like that.
12. Everyday in all matress stores.
13. Cuz they may have missed something. Or, they are just stupid.
14. The miracle of vaccums far outweighs the harsh reality of manual labor.
15. Because bags are tricksters, in their own right. I mean, who wants me to throw garbage in them?
16. Because bugs are illusionists at heart.
17. Becuase most people are polite.
18. It's a fact of life. For every save, there is another fall.
19. Because it's fucking cold out!
20. Cuz father in laws just don't care.
21. There's something wrong with everyone nowadays, what are the chances of anyone being labeled as "sane"?
Haha, figured I would follow it up with something...
1. Because you get more juice from the batteries, or so we think....
2. Because bankers are assholes and it's incentive to keep money in your account.
3. Because no one really knows how many stars there are, and paint is irresistable when wet.
4. Because glue drys out.
5. Because needles just come sterilized, are you gonna try to find an unsterilized needle?
6. Because Tarzan is a freak of nature.
7. Because bullets go too fast to dodge, I mean, it takes less energy to duck than to get hit by a revolver anyway.
8. Incase they miss their target and can try again in a different plane.
9. I dunno, cuz they are an asshole
10. Because people didn't evolve from apes.
11. Cuz bubbles are cool like that.
12. Everyday in all matress stores.
13. Cuz they may have missed something. Or, they are just stupid.
14. The miracle of vaccums far outweighs the harsh reality of manual labor.
15. Because bags are tricksters, in their own right. I mean, who wants me to throw garbage in them?
16. Because bugs are illusionists at heart.
17. Becuase most people are polite.
18. It's a fact of life. For every save, there is another fall.
19. Because it's fucking cold out!
20. Cuz father in laws just don't care.
21. There's something wrong with everyone nowadays, what are the chances of anyone being labeled as "sane"?
Haha, figured I would follow it up with something...
Why do people post such nonsense to this group?
As a result, words and sentences have no fixed meaning, and logic is often irrelevant. Words have meaning only in relation to who is using them, who they are talking to, and what situation they are used in. Some postings are indeed nonsense; other postings appear to be nonsense at first but this is because the meaning is all between the lines.
As a result, words and sentences have no fixed meaning, and logic is often irrelevant. Words have meaning only in relation to who is using them, who they are talking to, and what situation they are used in. Some postings are indeed nonsense; other postings appear to be nonsense at first but this is because the meaning is all between the lines.
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f.sciarrillo
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Look around, what you see may not be what you think ..FretBored wrote:Why do people post such nonsense to this group?
As a result, words and sentences have no fixed meaning, and logic is often irrelevant. Words have meaning only in relation to who is using them, who they are talking to, and what situation they are used in. Some postings are indeed nonsense; other postings appear to be nonsense at first but this is because the meaning is all between the lines.
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Re: Why?
because the father in law offers refuge from the mother in lawmoxham123 wrote:How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?.
here's one
Who hates your mother in law more than you?
yeah, you guessed it, your father in law
CUNTS will be CUNTS.
