Worst Setlist Ever

[Banned]

Has this ever happened to you?

You are jamming out at a show, and the people near the front of the stage grab your setlist. Sometimes they just glance at it and put it back. Or they'll flip to the third set, pick out a song and tell you, "play this next, we're getting ready to leave." Or they just take it back to their table and it's gone forever.

So here's my solution, which is pretty funny. You just put a bogus setlist right up front, and hide your real setlist somewhere safe. You get some great looks on their face when they realize they've been duped!

I've been using a recycled Lovestomp setlist for this purpose recently (lots of chick-singer and disco songs). But an even funnier idea would be to put together the WORST SETLIST EVER. A setlist so odious that no band would ever really play it.

So gimme some help here. What songs would you put on the WORST SETLIST EVER? (Hair band songs excluded, cuz those are on my real setlist!)

[SpellboundByMetal]

hahaha, throw in some micheal jackson songs on the fake setlist. songs such as "black or white" and "bad" . haha.
also, listing some by 80's new wave bands like flock of seagulls would be funny.
the setlist from hell.

[BDR]

Hey, Flock of Seagulls rule!!!

r:>)

[Mistress_DB]

*note to self* don't swipe the set list from Jimi's side of the stage when being nosey. LOL!

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although that could get you lynched if surrounded by a room full of headbangers. LOL!

great thread Jimi.

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

my idea for worst set list ever

- "I write the songs" Barry Manilow
- "Benny and the Jets" Elton John
- "Bad" by Michael Jackson
- "Holla back girl" by Gwen Stefani
- that song by Michael Bolton where he sings "How am I supposed to live without you?"
- "Walk like an Egyptian" - the bengals
- "Waterfalls" by TLC
- that "Six Pence, None the Richer song" that starts off with "Swing Swing"
- "Mambo Italiano" - Rosmarie Clooney
- the cops theme song
and a few others..

[Banned]

Oooh, some good good stuff here. Forgot about Barry!

Hollaback Girl and My Humps are pretty much a lock for this, as is . . .

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

[lonewolf]

That's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
Theme from Shaft
I write the Songs
Kung-Fu Fighting
Macarana
Dancing Queen
Something Tells Me I'm Into Something Good
My Humps

[Asundor]

Two song a band should never play
1. Winger - Seventeen
2. Slaughter - Fly to the Angels
o'ya I no I said two but please for the love of god don't ever play Marky Mark and the funky bunch. Or on that note, anything from New Kids on the block.

[Quail Whale]

The theme song to Titanic.

[orangekick]

The worst setlist ever would have to just be a jumbled mish-mash of tunes that people who like one tune won't like any of the others and so on. Maybe something like this:

(Yeah, there might be some tuning issues and such, but I'm going for insanity here.)

Set 1

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Shake Your Booty - K.C. and the Sunshine band
One - Metallica
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
Punk Rock Girl - The Dead Milkmen
Epic - Faith No More
For Those About To Rock - AC/DC
Blind - Korn
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Set 2

Pull Me Under - Dream Theater
Sick of You - Gwar
Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
Lightning Crashes - Live
Hit Me Baby, One More Time - B. Spears
March of the Pigs - NIN
Tom Sawyer - Rush
Eye in the Sky - Alan Parsons Project
Say It Ain't So - Weezer

Set 3

Mean Machine - Sugar Ray
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson/Alien Ant Farm
Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Down Rodeo - Rage Against the Machine
Welcome to Paradise - Greenday
Good Mourning/Black Friday - Megadeth
Siva - Smashing Pumpkins
Babe - Styx


Dang, I tried to make the worst setlist ever and I think I kinda like it.

Anyone want to start a band?

[BDR]

Dang, I tried to make the worst setlist ever and I think I kinda like it.

Anyone want to start a band?

Sure, as long as we can call it, "SKROTE."

r:>)

[orangekick]

Dang, I tried to make the worst setlist ever and I think I kinda like it.

Anyone want to start a band?

Sure, as long as we can call it, "SKROTE."

r:>)

Playing sets like that, we can call it whatever you want. People would either be amazed or horrified.

[moxham123]

Here are a few gems that would turn them away.

Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Haywoods
The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
Chick-A-Boom - Daddy Dewdrop
Afternoon Delight - The Starland Vocal Band
Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
I Think I Love You - The Partridge Family
It's A Sunshine Day - The Brady Bunch
MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
Muskrat Love - America
In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley
You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
Feelings - Morris Albert

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

Here are a few gems that would turn them away.

Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Haywoods
The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
Chick-A-Boom - Daddy Dewdrop
Afternoon Delight - The Starland Vocal Band
Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
I Think I Love You - The Partridge Family
It's A Sunshine Day - The Brady Bunch
MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
Muskrat Love - America
In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley
You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
Feelings - Morris Albert

this set list would make a deaf person commit suicide..

nice work!

[Jacklyn Miauff]

WILLIAM HUNG---------SHE BANGS!!

[Banned]

That's frickin' brutal, moxham!

If they survive that, finish 'em off with . . .

"Seasons In The Sun" - Terry Jacks
"I've Gotta Get A Message To You" - Bee Gees
"Shannon" - Henry Gross (dead doggie!)
"Wildfire" - Michael Martin Murphey (dead horsie!)

[FretBored]

I think I would put setlist on a metal music stand and hook it up to the box I have in my garage which shocks my dogs, when they get out of range.

Not enough juice to hurt someone but scare the $h!T out of them.

[moxham123]

Here can be the 2nd & 3rd sets

Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer
I've Never Been To Me - Charlene
Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
The Girl Is Mine - Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
Oh, Babe, What Would You Say? - Hurricane Smith
Disco Duck - Rick Dees
Shannon - Henry Gross
Do That To Me One More Time - Captain and Tenille
The Candy Man - Sammy Davis jr
Ma Belle Amie - The Tee Set
Brand New Key - Melanie
Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
Ode To Billie Joe - Bobbi Gentry
Him - Rupert Holmes
I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
Puttin' on the Ritz - Taco
Pac Man Fever - Buckner & Garcia
That's What Friends Are For - Dionne Warwick
Copacabana - Barry Manilow
Go Away Little Girl - Donny Osmond
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond.
Tell Me Something Good - Rufus
Half Breed - Cher
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Tip Toe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim
Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy
The Morning After - Maureen McGovern
We Are the World - USA For Africa
Rock Me Amadeus - Falco

[BDR]

Hey, let's not forget, "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head ...

r:>)

[FretBored]

I think someones been listening to too much Rog. and Dick in the mornings.

[orangekick]

Dang, I tried to make the worst setlist ever and I think I kinda like it.

Anyone want to start a band?

Sure, as long as we can call it, "SKROTE."

r:>)

I was only half kidding.

[Mistress_DB]

It's raining men

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

Here can be the 2nd & 3rd sets

Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer
I've Never Been To Me - Charlene
Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
The Girl Is Mine - Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
Oh, Babe, What Would You Say? - Hurricane Smith
Disco Duck - Rick Dees
Shannon - Henry Gross
Do That To Me One More Time - Captain and Tenille
The Candy Man - Sammy Davis jr
Ma Belle Amie - The Tee Set
Brand New Key - Melanie
Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
Ode To Billie Joe - Bobbi Gentry
Him - Rupert Holmes
I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
Puttin' on the Ritz - Taco
Pac Man Fever - Buckner & Garcia
That's What Friends Are For - Dionne Warwick
Copacabana - Barry Manilow
Go Away Little Girl - Donny Osmond
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond.
Tell Me Something Good - Rufus
Half Breed - Cher
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Tip Toe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim
Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy
The Morning After - Maureen McGovern
We Are the World - USA For Africa
Rock Me Amadeus - Falco

ok ok you've outdone yourself in the same post. i congratulate you - at first you made me think deaf people would commit suicide, now you've assembled a set list that could kill cancer. congratulations - you're an individual who can get shit done, i wanna shake your hand now.. haha

[songsmith]

Jimi, you use a .OO Buck list, and I'll use a Hair Force list. Surprisingly, I bet we'd have fans in common.
How about:
I Cum Blood-- Cannibal Corpse
Grazing In The Grass-- Hugh Masekela
The Wreck On The Highway-- Roy Acuff
Red Cross Store-- Leadbelly
Smack My Bitch Up-- Prodigy
MmmBop-- Hansen
Convoy-- CW McCall
----------------------------------------------------------->JMS

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

Jimi, you use a .OO Buck list, and I'll use a Hair Force list. Surprisingly, I bet we'd have fans in common.
How about:
I Cum Blood-- Cannibal Corpse
Grazing In The Grass-- Hugh Masekela
The Wreck On The Highway-- Roy Acuff
Red Cross Store-- Leadbelly
Smack My Bitch Up-- Prodigy
MmmBop-- Hansen
Convoy-- CW McCall
----------------------------------------------------------->JMS

you forgot "closer" by nine inch nails..

"i want to fuck you like an animal... i want to feel you from the inside..." haha lame