ok, the past few days i've been extremely bored and watching alot of tv (which is not unusual for me.) and in the past 3 or 4 days i've seen alot of really fucked up shit.
ok for starters i was watching NEXT on mtv ( dont judge me, i was bored, there was nothing on, shut up.) and this girl was on a date with this fat dude and she pissed herself. and i dont mean just a little wet spot on her pants, i mean it was pouring off the chair like someone just sprayed her with a hose. and she was completely unaffected by it. she's just like yeah, i pissed myself, i really had to go, so wut? ....i was a tad disturbed by this.
next...i was watching mind of mencia ( i like shows where fat foreigners bitch about america ). he had a segment where he wanted people to exercise their right of free speech becoz we dont really use it anymore or sum shit like that. so this fat hippy chick was rambling on about how its socially unacceptable to fart....again i was a little disturbed by this. at the end of her rant, she tells a story about how she was on a date and farted and shit herself......i am now very distrubed.
all of this prompted my g/f and i to ask jeeves whether it is a usual thing for chicks to soil themselves on dates.....the results were more disturbing than i had anticipated. this is an actual link that came up on our search:
Pee
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ok now, rockpage ladies i have a question for you. one day you walk into a public restroom, for argument sake we'll say you ladies walked into the ladies room....not so unbelieveable. when you walk in, there is a woman standing at a urinal (yes a urinal in a womens bathroom.) and she is not only STANDING UP TO PEE, but using a small plastic device similar to how a guy would use his penis to pee. what do you say to that?????
i'm puzzled by the fact that there are women out there who are so obsessed with standing up to pee, they invented an item to aim their urine. not only that but they are making urinals for women to stand up to pee. what the hell? maybe its just coz i'm a guy, but i really do not see the obsession with standing up to take a pee?
i used to think that women were generally clean creatures and most guys were slobs, coz i mean seriously, my room is a wreck, i have pissed on the toilet seat, and all that kinda shit.....but women are just urinating themselves in public, on dates, peeing standing up....what the hell is going on in the world today?
WTF is wrong w/ people?
WTF is wrong w/ people?
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lmao, i do not totally disagree with your statement, but you were the one that replied to this thread in like 30 seconds.....lol....anyway, so hows things down in the living room?
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yeeeeaaahh....i dont get out much, but still why do u wanna pee standing up so bad? its not that great, trust me, i do it all the time. lmao. its not that i'm getting all fired up, its just that i find it FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! and something that funny i just had to share with the rest of you cool cats here on rockpage. lol, luv you guys.
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I need to get on the phone with my stock broker. I could make a mint off this!!!Mistress_DB wrote: Just think of the man money the idiot who designed it will make if it catches on.
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Oh yeah
I believe that there are going to be two different devices, the
"Plasti-Dick Femine Urination System" for women and the larger
"Anal Extender" for both men and women.
That way we could just all stand around and shit and piss.
"Plasti-Dick Femine Urination System" for women and the larger
"Anal Extender" for both men and women.
That way we could just all stand around and shit and piss.
Torn & Frayed
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OK, I don't stand up to piss, but if you've ever been in the woods, had to pee, and been a woman, one of those plastic things might be nice!!!!! Yeah, I can squat and pee, and I have but sometimes...depending on many factors....you can accidentlly hit pants, shoes, etc.
As for the urinals in the womens room...usually because it used to be a mens room. In college....old guys dorms, etc.
As for the ladies room....women are DIRTY. I hate using the public restroom. Yeah guys can be pigs but given the choice, I'd use the mens room...and I have.
As for the urinals in the womens room...usually because it used to be a mens room. In college....old guys dorms, etc.
As for the ladies room....women are DIRTY. I hate using the public restroom. Yeah guys can be pigs but given the choice, I'd use the mens room...and I have.
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