God, Someone Make It STOP!!!!

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Britney Spears' Husband Launches Web Site

12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Associated Press

Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.

Federline, whose new hip-hop album, "The Truth," is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year.

The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through," played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)

Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006."

In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes "this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am."

The 27-year-old former backup dancer and Spears, who were married last year, have an infant son, Sean Preston, who was born in September.

Although there have been tabloid reports of strife, the 24-year-old pop singer plugs Federline's Web site in a posting on her Web site.

___ On the Net:

http://www.kevinfederline.com

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Oh God.. Please excuse me while I go gag...you know, if Saddam Hussein would have gassed brainless moronic fuckheads like Kevin Federline, and Britney Spears back in the '80s and not the Kurds.. maybe he wouldnt be on trial, and maybe he would have been awarded with a medal for outstanding civil service...

MOONDOGGY · Post by **MOONDOGGY** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Ya know I was thinkin of cuttin one of them hippidy hoppity rap albums. I've had a rough childhood growing up here in Tipton aka the Pennsylvania's Bronx. I been shot twice, stabbed 7 times, mugged, thugged, burned, tripped, beat, whipped, bruised, and been called a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. It wasn't easy for me growin up. I had to spend countless hours in college classrooms getting an 'education' then I had to go home to a fancy little house and eat prime rib and steak. I know what you're thinkin: "Damn! That boy is THUG thru and thru! It don't get much more 'street' than that." Now that I got this superstar singer wife, I'm as gangsta as all hell. WOrd up Crackas. Where my Hos at? Holla!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

MOONDOGGY wrote:Ya know I was thinkin of cuttin one of them hippidy hoppity rap albums. I've had a rough childhood growing up here in Tipton aka the Pennsylvania's Bronx. I been shot twice, stabbed 7 times, mugged, thugged, burned, tripped, beat, whipped, bruised, and been called a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. It wasn't easy for me growin up. I had to spend countless hours in college classrooms getting an 'education' then I had to go home to a fancy little house and eat prime rib and steak. I know what you're thinkin: "Damn! That boy is THUG thru and thru! It don't get much more 'street' than that." Now that I got this superstar singer wife, I'm as gangsta as all hell. WOrd up Crackas. Where my Hos at? Holla!

im framing this and putting it on my living room wall, you mind?

MOONDOGGY · Post by **MOONDOGGY** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

No, I don't mind at all. Eat it up! I'm gonna let the world know I'm gangsta. Buy my album beyotch.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

MOONDOGGY wrote:No, I don't mind at all. Eat it up! I'm gonna let the world know I'm gangsta. Buy my album beyotch.

oh i feel ya.... 'dawg' and let me add, tipton.. is the fuckin ghetto y0 - i remember many a day back when i was a lizzle shizzle, going to blands pizzark and watching gang-fights with knifes and pieces, rape, shootin' craps, all that shizzo.. it was off da hook y0.

ok im done, im white, and im a metal-head - i think im gonna go kill myself now..

MOONDOGGY · Post by **MOONDOGGY** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Don't go killin yoself. I been there and it's a nasty road to travel. You lucky you didn't get popped down at da Park. Thas my old rompin grounds. I owned that shit.

Visit my site y'all.....unless you want some bulletproof gansta all up in ya:

http://www.rockpage.net/bands/bands.php ... nillakilla

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Cotton-headed Ninnymuggins. Dat some cold-hearted sh*t, right there. I got yo back, bruh. I feel you, know'msayin'?--------->JMS

Possessed · Post by **Possessed** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

I just about lost it on that one bro.
I'm just a white boy from the suburbs but I can tell you got skilz.

Staceman · Post by **Staceman** » Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

yo man, don't be dissin' muh hood

dey eitha don't know, don't show, or don't care about what goez on in South Central... PA dat is.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Thursday Dec 29, 2005

MOONDOGGY wrote:Ya know I was thinkin of cuttin one of them hippidy hoppity rap albums. I've had a rough childhood growing up here in Tipton aka the Pennsylvania's Bronx. I been shot twice, stabbed 7 times, mugged, thugged, burned, tripped, beat, whipped, bruised, and been called a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. It wasn't easy for me growin up. I had to spend countless hours in college classrooms getting an 'education' then I had to go home to a fancy little house and eat prime rib and steak. I know what you're thinkin: "Damn! That boy is THUG thru and thru! It don't get much more 'street' than that." Now that I got this superstar singer wife, I'm as gangsta as all hell. WOrd up Crackas. Where my Hos at? Holla!

That just might be the FUNNIEST thing I've ever read!

Hippity hoppity!!!

stlrzfan1 · Post by **stlrzfan1** » Thursday Dec 29, 2005

Ninnymuggins? You don' know you better axe sumbudy!! You betta bust a cap gangsta!!

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thursday Dec 29, 2005

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Thursday Dec 29, 2005

bassist_25 wrote:http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

you know, this speaks volumes for the decline of the intellegence of our society and our nation when not only is this language embraced (and taught in california) - but translated for those who don't understand it..

now let me say this, so there is NO mis-judgement here, I am in no way shape or form prejudice towards those who speak this language, I am as open minded, and free thought as you can be, but I am a purist when it comes to the English language (does this mean I speak perfect english? no it doesn't - i use as much slang as the next lazy fucker - but i REFUSE to create words or suffixes to words, just for the sake of reaching out to people). the english language isn't vast and strong enough to take for granted, so we have to use EVERY word we have. Which is why I believe "FUCK" is the most versitile and the strongest word we have.. and as somebody who speaks 2 languages (Ich spreche deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut) and is learning 1 more (slovak) it pisses me off that people prefer to learn a made up language rather than a real one.. ugh im done venting now