Bizzar News Paper Headlines from the past.....

[generationgap]

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teachers Strike Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



And these people have a college education...Where's the Editor lolol

[BDR]

Funny stuff ...

r:>)

[Bit*chenWomen1029]

lol omg! why wouldnt they proof read a lil better!

[Banned]

Several area newspapers have very poor editing/proofreading. One in particular is especially guilty of this (no name mentioned). These little quotes are just a few of the examples of this. Many of these quotes are hilarious, and it makes you wonder how this occurs?