THIS JUST IN ... SANTA RAPED

[Imgrimm01]

CBS just broke into my favorite soap to announce that some one has assaulted Santa Claus , apparently someone ran up behind him outside a liquor store and hit him in the back of the head while screaming ... " I love Bob I love Bob" then they tore off his red velvety pants and began to anal rape him and with every thrust the assailant screamed at the top of his lungs " GRIMM AT PETER C'S TOMORROW NIGHT" BE THERE " ALL HAIL SATAN CLAUS" Police say if anyone has informatin about this ANUS crime oops HANUS crime to please contact Jim Price at double power Q 94...

[Imgrimm01]

Suspect was last seen heading toward the music emporium in a red small foreign pick - up truck with a rebel flag on it.

[DMFJ03]

I know that guy!!!

[Imgrimm01]

breaking news at 6 Driver of the truck is said to be " Jules" an employee at the "music Emporium" in Altoona Pa. However it is believed he is simply driving the getaway vehicle, the assailant is described as white male , bald, long Gotee & several tattoos about the arms... I will keep you posted.

[Imgrimm01]

The Altoona police are chasing the vehicle on I 99 between bedford and Altoona, reporters say that bald guy is slinging shit out the windows at the police and holding up a sign that reads, THE GRIMM lights up Peter C's This Friday night, God what the hell is wrong with people?

[Diavolo]

I don;t know if the crime is all that HEINOUS but the spelling is!