My Thoughts On Female Behavior

[Banned]

Women like to pretend that sculpted glutes and shredded quads don't matter on guys. In my younger days, I was even fooled into believing the war I waged every day in the gym was all for naught.

"Eww, his traps are so big, I can't see his neck!" I would hear them squeal.

"Go shoot another gram of test, meat-head!" they would ridicule.

However, I soon came to realize that all women become hot and bothered by ripped muscles. I should know--I've got them. Most girls just aren't hot enough to score a guy like me, so they become more accustomed to the anorexic looking guys that are available to them. But make no mistake, I've learned to talk the talk and now know exactly what women want.

On weekends I just cruise the strip with my bro and pull up next to some ladies to ask them if they want "Tickets to the gun show" and flash the 18 inch pythons. Usually the girls get so worked up they lez out in the backseat while we take them home. When we get to my pad, we usually trade off between the girls and supersets of 50 rep squats and stiff legged deadlifts.

[f.sciarrillo]

You may have the pecs, but I am italian. No explination needed ..

[Banned]

I hear the reason Italians started the mafia is because that's the only way they could ever hold a big gun in their hands. Hee Hee!

[plumcrazy]

Woofburger, you are the reason why alot of men that have nice bodies are given a bad rep. You are so stuck on yourself it's disgusting. The conceit you have makes everyone of your "muscles" absolutely disgusting and repulsive. Women could care less about muscles when they are accompanied by a "no one is better than me" attitude. If you only knew how absolutely stupid and foolish attitudes like that make someone look.

You can take your muscles and your attitude and parade yourself somewhere else.

[HurricaneBob]

Whats all the rage about a six pack stomach, hell ill show ya a 30 pack and you can poke at it.

But being a bouncer at the Palace for 11 years with all my teeth still makes me feel good.

Woof i need a bud that will push me through my 50's! Dude i can never stick to a schedule.

You up for it?

Gimme a gym rockstar!

[ToonaRockGuy]

F*ck a six pack, I've got a pony kegger, workin' on a full keg!!!

[paulwunder]

Women like to pretend that sculpted glutes and shredded quads don't matter on guys. In my younger days, I was even fooled into believing the war I waged every day in the gym was all for naught.

"Eww, his traps are so big, I can't see his neck!" I would hear them squeal.

"Go shoot another gram of test, meat-head!" they would ridicule.

However, I soon came to realize that all women become hot and bothered by ripped muscles. I should know--I've got them. Most girls just aren't hot enough to score a guy like me, so they become more accustomed to the anorexic looking guys that are available to them. But make no mistake, I've learned to talk the talk and now know exactly what women want.

On weekends I just cruise the strip with my bro and pull up next to some ladies to ask them if they want "Tickets to the gun show" and flash the 18 inch pythons. Usually the girls get so worked up they lez out in the backseat while we take them home. When we get to my pad, we usually trade off between the girls and supersets of 50 rep squats and stiff legged deadlifts.

I'm interested in doucumenting your life story. Think "Spinal Tap", but with bigger Armadillos in your trousers.

Maybe a Showtime series. Who knows?

[CHICKSINGA]

Too bad your brain muscles have atrophied beyond belief, you ass.

[Bit*chenWomen1029]

lmao

[Punkinhead]

I hear the reason Italians started the mafia is because that's the only way they could ever hold a big gun in their hands. Hee Hee!

Two things, well three:

1. I think most of your posts are funny so this is just joking around with you.

2. Big ripped men never, ever say Hee Hee.

3. Big ripped men mostly lack in the package category due to steroids. So either you are beyond abnormal with a boat floating both ways (hee hee) or you slipped on that one.


Like I said man, just a joke post.

[kissmydagoass]

I hear the reason Italians started the mafia is because that's the only way they could ever hold a big gun in their hands. Hee Hee!

Hee hee. Shut the hell up. There is a reason why we are known as the best lovers.

[stlrzfan1]

only 50 reps!!! on a superset!!! lmao

[lonewolf]

A few more urban myths disspelled.

For those of you from southern Blair county, that means they were up here talking bullshit and everybody saw right thru it.

[Banned]

I hear the reason Italians started the mafia is because that's the only way they could ever hold a big gun in their hands. Hee Hee!

Two things, well three:

1. I think most of your posts are funny so this is just joking around with you.

2. Big ripped men never, ever say Hee Hee.

3. Big ripped men mostly lack in the package category due to steroids. So either you are beyond abnormal with a boat floating both ways (hee hee) or you slipped on that one.


Like I said man, just a joke post.

I suffer from elephantiasis of the groin and projectile leprosy. My sac however is less impressive.

[Punkinhead]

I hear the reason Italians started the mafia is because that's the only way they could ever hold a big gun in their hands. Hee Hee!

Two things, well three:

1. I think most of your posts are funny so this is just joking around with you.

2. Big ripped men never, ever say Hee Hee.

3. Big ripped men mostly lack in the package category due to steroids. So either you are beyond abnormal with a boat floating both ways (hee hee) or you slipped on that one.


Like I said man, just a joke post.

I suffer from elephantiasis of the groin and projectile leprosy. My sac however is less impressive.

Man, I have elephantitas of the nuts and let me tell you, it's not all that great...other than the ability to shoot a river...

[f.sciarrillo]

Man, I have elephantitas of the nuts and let me tell you, it's not all that great...other than the ability to shoot a river...

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