Seen this on Metal Sludge. Put it on the Hair board.. but figured here would be another good place to get some off the cuff replies. Treat it like a mad lib and fill in the blanks.
I have some bad news guys, I have been diagnosed with __________ and I don't have very much time left to live. On top of that my ____________ died today and my _________ was hit by a car. Luckily after my _________ burned down and I crashed my ________, some insurance money kicked in. I spent the money on ___________ but then it was demolished by a ___________. I feel like killing myself with a __________ or by taking an overdose of ___________. I hope if I go into a ___________ for a long period of time, my ___________ will post on Rockpage and update everyone. Please send me ___________ if you feel sorry for me, due to my ___________ and my ___________ dying.
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Something for Fun. Create Your Own Attention Whore Thread.
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Mistress_DB
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Something for Fun. Create Your Own Attention Whore Thread.
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Here is an amusing take on "attentionus whoreus" that goes on to define the "pop star":
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/barrel/005.php
http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/barrel/005.php
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...