Disguisting situation

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Monday Nov 14, 2005

Would you rather slide down a banister of your home and all of a sudden have it turn into a razor blade. Or would you rather drown in a pool of snot.

Very weird decision but i might have to go with the snot.

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

sounds kinda kinky either way.

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

ill take the snot...you can throw me in dog shit and drown me, just dont touch my nads.

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Mistress_DB wrote:sounds kinda kinky either way.

yeah I agree....let's weigh the pro's and the con's...if ya like ta mix pain with pleasure...hummm...but ya know, as a nurse I hate fucking snot. I'd have to say I'd rather be thrown in dog shit..but that wasn't an option....::bites lower lip:: Decisions, decisions...I think I'd go with the razor blade..as long as I could hop off of it in .01miliseconds. Just a little bit, I could take.

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

you people are insane. lol splitting your twigs and berries with a razor blade? rather have the easter bunny beat me up in public.

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Starr wrote:
Mistress_DB wrote:sounds kinda kinky either way.

yeah I agree....let's weigh the pro's and the con's...if ya like ta mix pain with pleasure...hummm...but ya know, as a nurse I hate fucking snot. I'd have to say I'd rather be thrown in dog shit..but that wasn't an option....::bites lower lip:: Decisions, decisions...I think I'd go with the razor blade..as long as I could hop off of it in .01miliseconds. Just a little bit, I could take.

Nope you have the ride that thing all the way down to the very end. or until you were split into two

Besides i agree with primates to hell with the razor blade thing

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Mistress_DB wrote:sounds kinda kinky either way.

hell yeah

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Um..........

Well, let me first say that I haven't been able to get onto Rockpage for about 2 months or so because our firewall at work had blocked it and I just don't have the time when I am at home.

So, here it is LUNCHTIME!!! I'm excited because I can get onto Rockpage again at lunch and catch up on what everyone is up to and I read this thread.........

Maybe it was better when I couldn't get on.

Asundor · Post by **Asundor** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

LOL, Well Lets see I use to pick my nose and eat it as a kid so the snot might not be so bad LOL. I never had a razor blade near my nuts and im thinking I really dont want to anytime soon either. Are we running out of things to talk about on the rockpage.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

"Episiotomy" - something men will never know the joy of (sarcasm) and with my 2nd child I was prepared to kick anyone who tried...IMO, pain in that area does not involve pleasure. Talk about "off topic"!

Snot? EW! If one has to pick SOMETHING, I'd rather jump off a high cliff than do either one of those. I imagine it'd be a blast until I hit bottom and it would be over quick...

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

I couldn't do drowning so I guess I'd be on my way out on the banister. I think it'd be faster, once the blade gets up to the abdominal aorta, then to the heart, the aortic arch...it would be mucho blood-o.

Oh my fucking god, it's everywhere....wow.

Big M · Post by **Big M** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Someone has an awful lot of time on their hands! What if it's a mobile home?!

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

Starr wrote:I couldn't do drowning so I guess I'd be on my way out on the banister. I think it'd be faster, once the blade gets up to the abdominal aorta, then to the heart, the aortic arch...it would be mucho blood-o.

Oh my fucking god, it's everywhere....wow.

Wow you are really taking this seriously

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

LoL..nah not really....I FUCKING hate snot...actually I would probably see the snot, gag, aspirate on my vomitus and then die....or vomit and drown in it. LOL

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

is it my snot or somebody elses?

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

Big M wrote:Someone has an awful lot of time on their hands! What if it's a mobile home?!

lmao. yea. good point. id still take dog shit+snot=drowns

over slide+razorblade=good bye balls.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

Primates wrote:
Big M wrote:Someone has an awful lot of time on their hands! What if it's a mobile home?!
lmao. yea. good point. id still take dog shit+snot=drowns

over slide+razorblade=good bye balls.

What's the point, you're goin to die anyway? Your balls are worthless when you're dead. Which leads me to another question, what happens to balls when you die?

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

they go rigor mortum on ya. unless you put them in a jar of formeldahyde.

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

lol my point is i dont want nothin touchin my nads. lmao

and would someone put them in a jar? so my friends wont think i was a complete failure.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

Primates wrote:lol my point is i dont want nothin touchin my nads. lmao

and would someone put them in a jar? so my friends wont think i was a complete failure.

You ARE a complete failure hahaha j.k.

I'd go with the razor blade, because snot is just fuckin wrong haha

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

Mistress_DB wrote:is it my snot or somebody elses?

Ummm does it really matter. Its all nasty anyway. But for this say it is yours

Primates · Post by **Primates** » Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
Primates wrote:lol my point is i dont want nothin touchin my nads. lmao

and would someone put them in a jar? so my friends wont think i was a complete failure.
You ARE a complete failure hahaha j.k.

I'd go with the razor blade, because snot is just fuckin wrong haha

just for that...the eyes of anguish piggy is goin in the garbage. lol

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday Nov 17, 2005

Big M wrote:Someone has an awful lot of time on their hands! What if it's a mobile home?!

Most have front porches with a little bit of a hand rail or some shit. Just make a running jump for it. if that doesn't do the trick, you might have to get on it a few times and ride it down. If you could tolerate the pain, that is. Until you nick a major artery, that's all it'll take.

I'd do this and I would pack a 70lb sack of SEEment on my back and just jump up in the air, and land right on it....like a knoife through butt-ah!

ChaosRisingRice · Post by **ChaosRisingRice** » Thursday Nov 17, 2005

Starr wrote:
Big M wrote:Someone has an awful lot of time on their hands! What if it's a mobile home?!
Most have front porches with a little bit of a hand rail or some shit. Just make a running jump for it. if that doesn't do the trick, you might have to get on it a few times and ride it down. If you could tolerate the pain, that is. Until you nick a major artery, that's all it'll take.

I'd do this and I would pack a 70lb sack of SEEment on my back and just jump up in the air, and land right on it....like a knoife through butt-ah!

wow thats pretty hard core i like that

although i would do that. to much pain for me

Starr · Post by **Starr** » Thursday Nov 17, 2005

Yeah...give us some more scenarios, chaos.

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