Wow, just saw a new commercial...

[RobTheDrummer]

A commercial for VCF. Vaginal Cleansing Film......wow. It's like, it's okay that you didn't shower, really...just slap this sh*t on your c*nt, you'll be good enough for any man. Maybe that film is like those listerine fresh strips. I'm gonna go buy a box and see what they taste like. Then I'll know the dirty girls from the clean ones....wow, I really should stop.

[HurricaneBob]

Stick your tongue out!

[lil_hottie]

oh wow!

[SpellboundByMetal]

alllllllllright. thats pretty disgusting....crackhoes will be rejoicing again. They still need a remedy for the velcro sound when they pull off those panties....fuckin yuck. if these ladies are too lazy for soap...i doubt cleaning film will really help much. "hoes on the go"

[jim bagrosky]

What's so wrong with crack-ho's??

[SpellboundByMetal]

hahaha, Jim, if you have to ask...you'll never know.
gotta love that velcro, huh?

[ThrashKillsYou]

The lovely smell of pee mmmmmmmmm. This whole thread makes me sick everytime I think more about it.

[jim bagrosky]

I mean C'mon now, maybe crack-ho's aren't great for conversation sake..("where's the crack?, you got any crack? can I bum some money for crack?, etc.) but at least they're easy. (Half a rock and she's on your co*k) ya know? Plus you can usually get away with throwin' a few right jabs in during a crack-induced love session without a huge problem and who doesn't enjoy that!? Plus smoking crack makes her teeth fall out..and..well..we all know what that means.

I should stop now............

[SpellboundByMetal]

hahahaha, well man, the road has been good to you it seems! crackhoes and everything. there was a black crackhoe that lived in Brunswick,MD named "Robin Williams". very cracky looking! she came into the Liquor Store i worked at. anyway, i couldnt imagine how that lady could make a living pleasuring dudes... there mustve been some desperate men in brunswick. worst part about it, is she would always be at the MARC train station where the "suits" would ride the train to DC for work.

[ZappasXWife]

well man, the road has been good to you it seems!

Now THAT is funny

[jim bagrosky]

The road?? These are ladies I met at church!!


(I can feel my soul burning with every key stroke....)

[SpellboundByMetal]

i havent personally been to any churches around here, so i cannot fathom crackheadiness being there....but why would you wanna meet crackhoes at church?? is that how you guys came up with "Wake Up Screaming"?

is there really a 'Pimp John Pizaul & His Honary Hoes'?

[jim bagrosky]

Ya gotta find something good to talk about during confession! My choice was "Wake up hittin da' crack pipe", but the other guys didn't dig it.

[ZappasXWife]

The road?? These are ladies I met at church!!

You just got on the Highway to Hell fella