Weirdest Autograh you GAVE???

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

What is the weirdest autograph you have given to a fan?

I can hardly wait to HEAR some replys LMAO AT ( INFUSED)

bassist4life2004 · Post by **bassist4life2004** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

A little girl at the st. bernards festival in hastings asked me for my autograph after competing in karaoke....it was cute, but made me feel weird, spiked my pride tho. lol

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

Ha, signing the picture of Rob "Running with a turkey under his arms" this past weekend.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

I can't believe they caught me on film stealing that turkey ...

r:>)

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

I signed a couples butt at Lisa's in Hopewell. That is about as exciting as I go.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

I've signed a bunch of boobs with a Sharpie. I prefer signing in saliva, though.

I recently signed RonnyD's acoustic, which was pretty cool.
I write my name on all my band gear, too, does that count? Signed my p*cker, too. When erect it says," John M. Stevens, singer/songwriter/guitarist/harmonica player/steel player/mandolinist/amateur porn star."
Right now, it just says "--->JMS"

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

DMFJ03 wrote:I signed a couples butt at Lisa's in Hopewell.

Waitaminutehere . . . unless that was a lesbian couple, that means you autographed a guy's butt.

The one that makes me smile is when somebody wants the whole band to sign a drumstick. That's hard enough with a pen, but they usually don't even make it that easy . . . they give you one of those big fat magic markers. So you just make a black smudge somewhere on the stick, and tell 'em it says "To our number one fan, you totally frickin' rock and your girlfriend is hot too! Yours truly, Mick Jagger."

ThrashKillsYou · Post by **ThrashKillsYou** » Friday Sep 30, 2005

I signed a girls boobs at a Hollsopple show a long time ago, one year later without seeing her again I start dating her and she's now my fiance.

Heywood · Post by **Heywood** » Friday Sep 30, 2005

I realize this isn't really a signing, but 2 chicks from West Virginia got our YUM logo tatooed right where the old hilter patch would be. Yes they did show them to us and many other folks. This was during the old Weekender Days. What a place, I sure do miss it!!!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Friday Sep 30, 2005

Jimi Hatt wrote:
DMFJ03 wrote:I signed a couples butt at Lisa's in Hopewell.
Waitaminutehere . . . unless that was a lesbian couple, that means you autographed a guy's butt.

Yes, it was a guys butt - however, you should have seen how me and the rest of the guys defouled his backside. I don't think we could have put anything else on him.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Friday Sep 30, 2005

I was sitting at Zeno's in State College--wasn't even playing that night--a girl came up to me and gave me a pack of matches to sign. At the time I had 2' long dark brown hair and a goati, so I signed it:

Robert L. Seger

She smiled appreciatively and went back to her table. I never did check to see if I got his middle initial right.