A Drunk Question (This may be sick for some)

[poolpimp911]

I was out last night at the pony to see friday's child (by the way that chick is sooo hot want to touch). After a $30 bar tab I feel a rumble in my gut. I go to the men's room and have to do a number 2. Boy is that a skill trying to do after you have a few drinks in you. I guess it sobered me up a bit. So, I come out to wipe my hands and some other people come in and they go to piss and one of the guy's has a beer in his hand he drops the beer it breaks he bends over to try to grab it and smacks his head off the pisser and I guess he knocks him self out. His other friends are standing there laughing their ass off. They help him out and as far as I know they leave. What a night. Has this ever happened to you??