What was your most embarrassing moment while drunk?

[Bit*chenWomen1029]

What was your most embarrassing moment while you were drunk..... if you can remember?

[kraven]

I drank like 45 beers this one night at a local bar in my home town and my friends asked me what i thought of the red head that worked behind the bar that we knew. So joking around i started to talk dirty and say that i would bend her over the pool table and stick my tongue in her butt hahaha. She was standing right behind me during the whole thing. I could do nothing but turn around and say sorry. LOL She just smiled and walked away with a laugh. that was a close one.

[EmptyInside]

Well this one night at Peter C's I got there early with my old drummer Danny and Feight was playing later that night.. Well Danny kept feeding me double snakebites and Rumplemintz starting around 5pm. Well by the time Rob and the boys showed up I was already out... I had passed out In the parking lot... Then Later inside... Threw up on myself... Rob C offered to take me home and Thank god he was there to help me survive. I had later got a ride from Smokin J my old bass player but man it was one Hell of a Night...


Rob reply to this if you remember who I am

[lonewolf]

I don't remember. I was too drunk.

[JeffLeeper]

No fair.
I've never tasted the stuff and I'm always the guy who has to take somebody home.

[BDR]

Rob reply to this if you remember who I am

Well, that's just crazy ... That was back in my hardcore drinking days and I must have been almost as f*cked up as you were because that story does not even remotely sound familiar to me. Of course, when it comes right down to it, it sounds like the typical night at Peter C's back then ... lol ... never a dull moment and someone passing out in the parking lot (sometimes under their cars).

Come to think of it, I must have been pretty drunk if I offered you a ride home after you puked all over yourself, so I guess this could qualify as my drunkest night ever.

r:>)

[Jim Price]

A few years ago, on my birthday, several friends got me messed up at Pellegrine's (including my first ever encounter with firewater)...After my designated driver dumped me off in the driveway of my house, I stumbled around back and tried to sit down on a porch swing in the backyard. I landed on the swing too hard, and the thing toppled over backward on top of me. I vaguely remember lying on the ground laughing. The next thing I knew, the lights inside the house came on, as another family member thought there was a burglar outside. The hangover the next day was horrendous. I haven't done a birthday bender like that since, nor will I ever touch firewater again...

[Jones]

Trying to narrow it down to one moment but I have to go with pretty much anytime I was around Rittenhouse and Jager.

[Victor Synn]

We played Glenn's Place on my birthday last year. Seeing as Claysburg is my hometown, my bandmates and friends I knew from high school all started feeding me shots and beers that started almost as soon as I walked into the door. What I remember is drinking a 25 ounce can of Molson XXX and a bottle of Corona. After that, I have no idea. I was later told by a couple of our fans that through the night, I had an insane amount of alcohol, including a drink called a 15 rounder (15 different shots of liquer in a glass with a shot of beer to top it off), which I drank a quarter of in one drink. Was told I stripped out of my shirt and overcoat and was waving them around like a stripper, then finished the show, walked off stage and passed out on a row of chairs. Next thing I remember is waking up in my bedroom with my stage gear still on, my pants around my ankles with my boots still on and reeking of sweat and booze. I think I was the most amazed that I somehow got my pants down with all my belts and a pair of handcuffs all intact. So after getting into a pair of shorts, I passed out again and didn't wake up till 4 the next afternoon still drunk and had a hangover for two days after. Some of our people were saying it sounded as if I had a case of mild alcohol poisoning, but I wasn't too sure.

[red]

The bedroom bathroom in our house is pretty small, with the door right next to the bed. The toilet is behind the door, so you have to close the door to use it. I guess I came in and never closed the door, my wife said I leaned my head against it and started pissing all over the place. When I was done I just went to bed and she had to clean it up. I still haven't lived that one down.

[no surrender]

A few years ago, on my birthday, several friends got me messed up at Pellegrine's (including my first ever encounter with firewater)...After my designated driver dumped me off in the driveway of my house, I stumbled around back and tried to sit down on a porch swing in the backyard. I landed on the swing too hard, and the thing toppled over backward on top of me. I vaguely remember lying on the ground laughing. The next thing I knew, the lights inside the house came on, as another family member thought there was a burglar outside. The hangover the next day was horrendous. I haven't done a birthday bender like that since, nor will I ever touch firewater again...

what is "firewater".. whiskey? god what a lightweight ! i put tequila on my cheerios!

ps where is woofburger? i wanna hear his "moment"!

[Griff]

I have had many, too many. from smashed vehicles to waking up in the morning and saying what the hell happen, she was beutiful last night. thats why I been sober for the last 4 years

[YankeeRose]

A few years ago, on my birthday, several friends got me messed up at Pellegrine's (including my first ever encounter with firewater)...After my designated driver dumped me off in the driveway of my house, I stumbled around back and tried to sit down on a porch swing in the backyard. I landed on the swing too hard, and the thing toppled over backward on top of me. I vaguely remember lying on the ground laughing. The next thing I knew, the lights inside the house came on, as another family member thought there was a burglar outside. The hangover the next day was horrendous. I haven't done a birthday bender like that since, nor will I ever touch firewater again...

what is "firewater".. whiskey? god what a lightweight ! i put tequila on my cheerios!

ps where is woofburger? i wanna hear his "moment"!

I actually enjoyed JP's story...it made me LOL, as I could "see" that stuff...and Firewater, if I remember the taste, is a hot Cinnamon high proof schnapps, possibly? Cheerios, how bland, Tequila or not. Lucky Charms, all the way...dry, right out of the box. They're magically delicious!


p.s. As if woofburger will admit to an embarrassing moment?




Mine? There are 2. First, after having a "drinking contest" at a Graduation party with an older and obviously not wiser female cousin, hanging my head out of my date's car going up Market St. in Pottsville, barfing, at the tender age of 17. We blamed it on the bar tender's having switched the Whiskeys and the heat having hit us once we walked outside of the air conditioned Moose. Yeah, right! The second was many years later, not long before I moved to Texas, my sister and I went out and while there are things at the Club I can't recall, by the time I got home I wasn't that inebriated.
However, when she came in to see my Christmas tree, which was right inside the door - while taking my shoes off I lost my balance and fell into it! Bwahahahaha!

[tonefight]

After drinking the majority of a bottle of Yukon and taking a brief nap I went outside to have a smoke ( the party was in a smoke free house ) only to realize my fello band mates stripped me to my underwear and painted my face with some extra makeup the females at the party had, I remember going back in to look for my jeans and they just wouldn't fit right.................. oops, someones jean jacket. I suppose I deserved it cause we got the one other fella worse a few weeks before.

And we think we're so cool when we drink huh ?

[Imgrimm01]

Funny thing is a few people on this forum will know what my answer is without my saying so, and for those who don't I guess you need to hang with THE GRIMM more often, J.P. has just recently been priviliged enough to hear my drunken tale.. but what happens with THE GRIMM stays with THE GRIMM !

[redawg]

Oh god, there are so many After a few years of struggling, I finally got it down to one night a week (Thursday). I always say, if you don't remember it, you can honestly deny it Shopping cart races up the middle of 219, running through the middle of town covered in shaving cream only, getting pushed up the block in a baby stroller. More recently and I'd say the most embarassing, I was at a party playing drinking card games. The next morning was a living nightmare. I woke up in a puddle of my own piss for starters on my buddy's couch. I was so sick, I just wanted to go home so I decided to try and walk 4 miles. I made it about a mile when this truck pulls over beside me. The guy (who knew me) pulls over and says to me "what the f*@k happened to you"? I had no idea what he was talking about at that point so I ask "what do you mean"? He says to me "look in the mirror". I can't believe those two bitches put make up all over my face. Eye shadow, lip stick, the works. They drew a big dick on my face with a sharpie. They painted my fingernails and toenails black. They wrote all kinds of shit on my knuckles, legs, stomach and back with a sharpie marker. They painted my ass crack black and wrote "entry only" on my ass cheek. I will never in my lifetime drink a half gallon of spiced rum ever again. This is when I used to run kids karaoke and I had to be at the Castle in less than 3 hours. I had to use a Brillo pad to get all that shit off my face. My toenails wouldn't come clean for over a week. I don't remember one second of it. One good thing happend that I didn't remember. I had lip stick in one other place (it wasn't applied by hand either) I think you all can guess what else she did to me on the front porch of the apartment complex.

[Banned]

Getting home after a day of heavy liquoring I was in my room and discovering all the orifices on my body when I saw a yellow highlighter, perfectly round and I had just read about putting things up your ass to intensify your orgasms.

So I walk into the bathroom and grab some hand lotion and put it all over the highligher and then put it in my ass. It felt wierd. I started walking to my room, but with a funny gait and my mom happened to be coming out of her room and asked if I was okay, but I just said that my ankle hurt. Should have been my first warning

So I go back to my bedroom and I started jerking off to 'Wild on E'. All the women in bathing suits while I'm pushing the highlighter and a finger up my ass when all of a sudden my door kicks in and it's my brother coming in to get some clothes. He is always making jokes and still doesn't let this one go, but I guess it must have looked funny, because I was laying on my side with a finger and a highlighter up my ass while jerking off.
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I was at a party last night and this fat girl is all over me. I'm pushing her away and shit, but she is all over me. I was mauled, but kept doing shots.

Anyway, I woke up this morning naked in the upstairs bedroom. An empty champagne bottle was on the floor and my ass hurt like hell. This beast was next to me. I ran out of there as fast as I could... I'm never drinking again... Got taken advantage of by a fat chick!
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But, the funnest thing I ever did was... I jizzed into the chip oil at Mcdonald's and fried my own spunk.

[ImAGrimmette]

Nice One Woof!

Its so funny to see how many times our NASTY One Night Stands are blamed on alcohol. Ya know Woof... if you were able to perform, you must NOT have been that drunk! Or at least that has been my experience with men! hmmmm..... Think about it there, Stud!

GRIMMETTE Lisa

[tonefight]

Nice One Woof!

Its so funny to see how many times our NASTY One Night Stands are blamed on alcohol. Ya know Woof... if you were able to perform, you must NOT have been that drunk! Or at least that has been my experience with men! hmmmm..... Think about it there, Stud!

GRIMMETTE Lisa

But if his ass hurt that doesn't really mean he performed anything, he coulda just laid the and took it like a little bitch.

[Bert|Evil]

After drinking the majority of a bottle of Yukon and taking a brief nap I went outside to have a smoke ( the party was in a smoke free house ) only to realize my fello band mates stripped me to my underwear and painted my face with some extra makeup the females at the party had, I remember going back in to look for my jeans and they just wouldn't fit right.................. oops, someones jean jacket. I suppose I deserved it cause we got the one other fella worse a few weeks before.

And we think we're so cool when we drink huh ?

Don’t forget about the Toga Party!! There’s photo evidence out there!!

The video from that night at Perry’s got overwritten, didn’t it?

[ZappasXWife]

I want to hear an exploit from Quail Whale...if she doesn't post I will.

[ImAGrimmette]

Sorry I read Woof's post again.... let me re-phrase!

I don't feel sorry for Woof or the Fat Chick! I feel sorry for.......


The Champagne Bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GRIMMETTE Lisa

[Quail Whale]

I want to hear an exploit from Quail Whale...if she doesn't post I will.

I can't believe you are making me do this, but okay...this one time, I was out with Zappa's X Wife, and we went to this 4 star restaurant. We downed 3 bottles of wine, and by the time we got to the cheese course, ZXW had pulled off her shirt, and was offering to breastfeed the guy pushing the cheese cart!!! She wanted to know if her breastmilk tasted like goat's milk, cow's milk, pig's milk, or horse semen. The icing on the cake (as far as me being embarrassed) was the fact that she only had one nipple!!! Not on either boob, but located directly between her boobs, about 4 inches above her belly button. Talk about wanting to die...needless to say, we skipped dessert & made a hasty exit.

[BDR]

I can't believe you are making me do this, but okay...this one time, I was out with Zappa's X Wife, and we went to this 4 star restaurant. We downed 3 bottles of wine, and by the time we got to the cheese course, ZXW had pulled off her shirt, and was offering to breastfeed the guy pushing the cheese cart!!! She wanted to know if her breastmilk tasted like goat's milk, cow's milk, pig's milk, or horse semen. The icing on the cake (as far as me being embarrassed) was the fact that she only had one nipple!!! Not on either boob, but located directly between her boobs, about 4 inches above her belly button. Talk about wanting to die...needless to say, we skipped dessert & made a hasty exit.

That's the weirdest thing I've ever read ...

r:>)

[ToonaRockGuy]

Good thread, and an easy answer. Military (US Navy), 1989. Got drunk with my crew and don't really remember anything else, except more booze, a house of ill repute, a big brawl, and cops with mace. I do know, however, that me and 3 others in my crew spent 3 days in jail. That wasn't so bad in itself. The bad part was the jail was in Rio De Janiero, Brazil. That SUCKED.