Funny Church Sign

[RobTheDrummer]

I took this picture myself. I thought it was funny, but I'm goin to hell for this...

[songsmith]

I saw that too, but like many sermons, it hit too close to the bone, as it were. See ya in hell. ----->JMS

[Bag]

If you really want to go to hell.......

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the front desk and says... "Can you put me up for the night?"

[THE MESSENGER]

where was that sign at ?northern cambria?

[YankeeRose]

Nah, nobody's going to hell...isn't laughter also "making a Joyful noise"? Didn't the person who put up that sign THINK at all, or were they just a-sexual?
Sheesh!

[RobTheDrummer]

it's in between bellwood and bellmeade...i thought it was funny when i saw it, so i had to take a pic. i also edited the pastor's name out, for privacy.

[THE MESSENGER]

i also edited the pastor's name out, for privacy.
how ya do that ?softare or white out ahhaa

[Ron]

I drove past that sign and got a chuckle out of it.

[BDR]

i also edited the pastor's name out, for privacy.

Wow ... that's quite a hack job with Photoshop ...

r:>)

[Banned]

I drive by there every day on the way to/from work, and they've changed the sign to something else now. Weird that they would change it so soon after Rob's post - the "come quickly" message was up for a long time. They must read Rockpage!

[Craven Sound]

Mike like boobs
DUH

[YankeeRose]

"Novice Priest"



A new Priest at his first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.   The Monsignor replied, "when I am worried about getting nervous on the Pulpit, I put a glass of Vodka next to the water glass.   If I start to get nervous, I take a sip".   So, next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.   At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.   He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:


     
Sip the Vodka; don't gulp.
     


There are 10 commandments, not 12.


     
There are 12 disciples, not 10.



Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.



Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.



We do not refer to Jesus Christ as The Late J.C.



The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and The Spook.



David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.



When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.



We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".



When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it, for it is My Body".   He did not say "Eat Me".



The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".



The recommended grace before a meal is not:   Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God!



Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.




Peace,
YankeeRose

[RobTheDrummer]