Speaking of Public Restrooms!!!

[Heywood]

I personally can't understand how the placement of the T.P. dispensers are determined. For a great majority of shitters, you have to be a F*&^%in' Contortionist to reach the damn ass paper. That's all I really want to do, crawl on the freakin' floor to get a mit full of sqaures. I often wonder if they place them like this on purpose so that people won't use them.

With that said, I once had to use the crapper at Target in Altoona. I opted for the Handicapped stall being that comfort was my preference. I opened the stall door to unveil the most hideous scene. There was shit everywhere. Not just on the seat but caked on the top of the comode near the flush handle. How in the hell does this happen! It was like some circus freek exploded. It couldn't possibly have come from just one human beings ass, if it was indeed from a human. As I gasped for a breath of air all I could do was stare and say "HOLY F*&K!" There is no doubt in my mind that on this particular night one or more target employees quit after being ordered to clean up the nightmare. I surely wouldn't have cleaned that up. I often tell this story to freinds and end up almost passing out from laughing.

[Bit*chenWomen1029]

That indeed was a very interesting topic.A bit groos but however interesting to see on the rockpage.
THANK GOD, i do not work there!!!

[songsmith]

Old people, dude. My wife used to work at GeeBee's Department Store awhile back, and she used to come home with stories about how on Senior Citizen Discount day, the restrooms looked like a shitebomb went off. Once an old man even tried to cop an SBV in the express lane, had a bit of a prison break, and shook the turd down his leg and onto the floor, paid and left. Once she said there was dookie SPRAYED nearly to ceiling level behind the throne. How?...HOW? I don't remember ever being that sick, man. She says that old people think they need laxatives, because they don't go every day anymore... which is normal slowing of metabolism... and they wind up pooping for distance.
BTW this thread should get an Off Topic Award... and I helped!---->JMS

[Bert|Evil]

Old people, dude. My wife used to work at GeeBee's Department Store awhile back, and she used to come home with stories about how on Senior Citizen Discount day, the restrooms looked like a shitebomb went off. Once an old man even tried to cop an SBV in the express lane, had a bit of a prison break, and shook the turd down his leg and onto the floor, paid and left. Once she said there was dookie SPRAYED nearly to ceiling level behind the throne. How?...HOW? I don't remember ever being that sick, man. She says that old people think they need laxatives, because they don't go every day anymore... which is normal slowing of metabolism... and they wind up pooping for distance.
BTW this thread should get an Off Topic Award... and I helped!---->JMS

Gee Bee’s?

Wow! I’ve heard of that!