Can't be too careful...

[RobTheDrummer]

This just in! A new threat to musicians! A group called the Al-Toona has been bringing local bands down for some time now and is finally being recognized. There must be a way to stop the threat of Al-Toona like promoting, practicing, and performing. The Al-Toona is especially rough on newer acts to the area, so be careful when you come through. Be careful that you don't get too close with Al-Toona's best friend Jager...the combination can be lethal...good luck with this new and ever growing threat.

[YankeeRose]

RobTheDrummer, I did some research
and the head of the dreaded "Al-Toona" Organization is none other than "Osuma Beer-Lager" and he, together with his friend "Jager" are widely known in The Underground as "Jager Bombs".
Everyone, please be careful!