Take away this ball and chain...

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sunday Jul 17, 2005

best wishes to you both I hope for many many years of good health,happiness, and luck . congrats

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

Congrats!!

CHICKSINGA · Post by **CHICKSINGA** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

MUCHO CONGRATOS!!!!

Trace

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

You kids need to set a date, so the rockpage men can plan the bachelor party, while us rockpage vixens plan the bachelorette party. Hmmmm Penis straws in a neon glo with no ice. Ahh I can picture it already.

JeffLeeper · Post by **JeffLeeper** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

Rockpage bachelorette party ? Yikes !

I hope the only cops are the strippers....

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

gymnast wrote:You kids need to set a date, so the rockpage men can plan the bachelor party, while us rockpage vixens plan the bachelorette party. Hmmmm Penis straws in a neon glo with no ice. Ahh I can picture it already.

...I know someone who can make bread in the shape of a Penis, and
that wouldn't have been complete
without 2 "rolls".

I can't recall if it was Italian or French Bread, maybe ZappasXWife remembers?

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

JeffLeeper wrote:Rockpage bachelorette party ? Yikes !

I hope the only cops are the strippers....

::Snarfs his raspberry iced-tea::

rug · Post by **rug** » Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

congratulations friends!!!!!! Good luck in all you do!!!!
rug & Inversion!

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Meep!
Actually...I think this could be fun! As long as we get to be evil for a while. I can't tell you how many times I've been to one where it ends up that the bride to be and one or two of her girlfriends get fall down, puke in the car drunk. Mary, how many Rock Page guys do you think we could get to show up in a G-string? ::sniggers::

Hmm.. Penis bread.... I know a place that makes great "poket rocket" chocolates....

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Esa-ree I think we will have to have an audition to see who qualifies to me our man candy at the bachelorette party. We will have to have Bobbie L be the doorman, that way if any drifters try to wander in, he'll dispose of them. We can have the auditionees do stupid manly stuff. Like push ups at our feet, neck rubs, painting toe nails...

Oh honey you will have to fill out some gift registries for the wedding shower. Does adult world have a registry web site??

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

gymnast wrote:Esa-ree I think we will have to have an audition to see who qualifies to me our man candy at the bachelorette party. We will have to have Bobbie L be the doorman, that way if any drifters try to wander in, he'll dispose of them. We can have the auditionees do stupid manly stuff. Like push ups at our feet, neck rubs, painting toe nails...

Oh honey you will have to fill out some gift registries for the wedding shower. Does adult world have a registry web site??

Bwahahahahaha!

How about...rubbing oil on your feet?

Also, if you want "manly men", how about a way to make sure they actually "like" girls as part of the audition? Depending upon their age, marital status and fitness level, I'm "thinking" that could be a lot of fun! Nothing too bad...just to be certain the only wood they get isn't for the fireplace, if you catch my drift?

Oh yeah, I volunteer to help!

It's getting warm in here already...

Esa, I'm pretty sure the bread person makes the "interesting" candy...and delicious cakes and "pastries", too!

Peace,
Yankee Rose

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

DMFJ03 wrote:
The End.

Well, at least you're already facing facts...this will signify "the end" of certain things. But, congratulations anyway!

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

And by certain things he means ... ALL FUN THINGS !!

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Best of luck you two!

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Sorry Jae, but you are too late!! Rockpage has already taken her as it's own...can't you see that she's the only "Diamond" member on here...looks like Esa has a tough decision on her hands!

But seriously, congrats to both of ya! Just think now, the next Rockpage jam will be your reception!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

That's what I am hoping for Rob, but ask her how the reception will be.

esa · Post by **esa** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

Well *thanks* guys! I've never ever heard about women turning men to prudes after they've been married. Never ever! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But ya know, I thought I was just a little more wild than that. I guess with the resounding hoorah from here, I'll be expected to stop any kinkiness in the sex that we do have...Nothing but missionary from here on in?

And I'd like our reception to be nothing more than all our band friends from here showing up and either full out jamming with each other or taking sets in turn. I think that would be cool as hell. I was even thinking about how cool it would be to get accustic fusion back in gear... get john back up from Florida...matt...D-man... and add in the the people that they play with now....and Ramsy... and... Well you know.. just kinda jumble the one or two accustics together to make fusion crazed. But that's what I'm thinking. And anyone from our other friend bands...Never Enough...Canes....Grimm...Gin and Juice...Blind Johnny...Bad Daze...House of Cain...Shades of June...Lost Ledny...In...Flapjack...HF1...Amplified heet...Homers Army... Beyond Reason, The Rattlers...Legends...And of course, the Legendary Red Dawg and his Dj Equipment of doom, destruction and dance!
I'm thinking of names off the top of my head that we've become good friends with over the years here on rockpage and at various shows together. It's like this... (and please don't get upset if I forgot anyone...like I said..just off the top of my head)...can you immagine the mix of music we'll have at this reception? If even a few of our band friends show up and play? Could you immagine what it would sound like if they got together and jammed? I'd be thrilled. I couldn't immagine anyone having a better reception. Having so many musical friends and so much talent in one room.
The heavier stuff would have to wait till towards evening...I don't want to give the older people a heart attack (my gram would clutch her heart and fall over if she heard "Suck Upon"...) but...other than that.. Rock on! I think it would Rock.

esa · Post by **esa** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

Hurricane wrote:Best of luck you two!

You funny guy!

RobTheDrummer wrote:Sorry Jae, but you are too late!! Rockpage has already taken her as it's own...can't you see that she's the only "Diamond" member on here...looks like Esa has a tough decision on her hands!

Yeah, his diamond says, "I'd love you to marry me." The diamond here on rockpage says, "We'd love for you to shut the hell up sometime!" Lol. And that's cool. I feel special for right now. I have people on my heels though catching up to Diamond status. wOOt wOOt!

gymnast wrote:You kids need to set a date

I know. Tell him that!

gymnast wrote:Esa-ree I think we will have to have an audition to see who qualifies to me our man candy at the bachelorette party. We will have to have Bobbie L be the doorman, that way if any drifters try to wander in, he'll dispose of them. We can have the auditionees do stupid manly stuff. Like push ups at our feet, neck rubs, painting toe nails...
Oh honey you will have to fill out some gift registries for the wedding shower. Does adult world have a registry web site??

I don't know. I think I might enjoy seeing bobby lee in tarzan gutchies too. We can have Wade come be doorman. I think we might even get ron in a G-string. ::beams::

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

Look ladies I just wanna be there ! I will rub what ever ya want more than once I might add. or I will just sit in the corner and watch, you tell me, I'm EASY !!

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