~*~Happy Birthday Tom~*~

esa · Post by **esa** » Saturday Jul 16, 2005

If you see the man about, buy him (byndrsn) a Coors Light!
To my brother, my great friend....happy birthday. May you get lots of sex (even some from your wife!), cold tastey beverages, good moments with your son, and know that you're loved by all of us.
Party it up!

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Saturday Jul 16, 2005

Happy Birthday Tom

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

HEY THANKS!!!!

I was surprised to hear that this post was on here. I just haven't been logging on much lately - too damn busy!

But anyway - Thanks!! Birthday was great!! (i feel soooo old!)

esa · Post by **esa** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

Hey, we have your present held hostage...and still owe you a beer. So don't feel too old. Not sure how we can attach a candle to a beer can though....

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Monday Jul 18, 2005

esa wrote:Hey, we have your present held hostage...and still owe you a beer. So don't feel too old. Not sure how we can attach a candle to a beer can though....

Make sure they don't stick an M80 in your beer instead of a candle.

Post by **Ron** » Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

Happy birthday, Tom
(3 days late)

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

On my last birthday I choked out a hooker with a cup cake. Happy belated One Tom.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

esa wrote:Hey, we have your present held hostage...and still owe you a beer. So don't feel too old. Not sure how we can attach a candle to a beer can though...

Happy Belated Birthday, Tom! Best wishes for a great year!

Esa, I've never done this, but if you think about it...(or, were you just joking that you "didn't know how to attach a candle to a beer can"? It's hard for me to tell sometimes when people are joking.) you just light a Birthday Candle, tilt it, the wax melts, drips some drops on an area on top of the can and then you stick the candle (Another, new one.) into the melted wax, hold until it sets and voila!

Einstein, "voila", is pronounced "walla"!

(I promise that is the last time I do that...but I couldn't resist! I so needed to.)

I don't know about y'all, but once I hit 16, my birthday was "just another day". Being "economically challanged", the cake was usually the major highlight of the day. I find it's usually more fun for other people, myself too, with others' birthdays.

Peace,
YankeeRose

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Actually, I have no sense of humor what-so-ever. You can ask anyone on here, my posts are fairly serious. As for the candle, I was thinking either super glue or duct tape. Cuz you know, if you can duct it, fuct it!
And you say viola as "wall-ah"? I guess that means I have to stop saying vee-ol-lah. le-sigh.
Sorry Tom, I guess no candle on your coors...On the other post, maybe we can get you that penis bread...

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Happy latened Birthday

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

esa wrote:Actually, I have no sense of humor what-so-ever. You can ask anyone on here, my posts are fairly serious. As for the candle, I was thinking either super glue or duct tape. Cuz you know, if you can duct it, fuct it!
And you say voila as "wall-ah"? I guess that means I have to stop saying vee-ol-lah. le-sigh.
Sorry Tom, I guess no candle on your coors...On the other post, maybe we can get you that penis bread...

I've noticed, you're as serious as the day is long. A shame. You
really need to get out more, or something.

Yeah, "voila" is "wall-ah"...hey,
it's only in the last decade or so
that I realized it..."who knew"?
I saw text, maybe while the mute was on, on my tv...possibly on a commercial I'd seen before...I guess it's a French word?

The Bread is for your Bachelorette Party...and so are the Male Strippers!

Soooo, is it the bread or it's shape that your brother would "enjoy"?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

YankeeRose wrote: Soooo, is it the bread or it's shape that your brother would "enjoy"?

I don't know if I can answer this or not - because I am very confused!!!

I mean, I love my bread soft and buttery, and buttery is okay on peniseses too, but soft?? I am soooo confused.

Seriously - Thanks for all the birthday wishes!! I can't wait to have that Coors Light with a candle in the top (hope I don't burn all my hair off!!!)

Post by **Ron** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

esa wrote:And you say viola as "wall-ah"? I guess that means I have to stop saying vee-ol-lah. le-sigh.

Ummm...

V-I-O-L-A is an instrument (vee-ol-ah).
V-O-I-L-A is what a magician says after his trick (wah-lah).

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

eh...tomato, tomato paste, potato, potato soup i always say...

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Ron wrote:
esa wrote:And you say voila as "wall-ah"? I guess that means I have to stop saying vee-ol-lah. le-sigh.
Ummm...

V-I-O-L-A is an instrument (vee-ol-ah).
V-O-I-L-A is what a magician says after his trick (wah-lah).

Ummm...through the "miracle" of editing, if Esa fixes hers, MY
Dyslexic spelling mistake will be forever gone, except for your definition/correction.

Mr. Smarty pants.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

esa wrote:eh...tomato, tomato paste, potato, potato soup i always say...

Wow...you're more intelligent than a former Vice President! (Sorry, I know that's not saying very much, considering who it is!) You didn't add an "e" to Potato like he did!

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

YankeeRose wrote:
esa wrote:eh...tomato, tomato paste, potato, potato soup i always say...

Wow...you're more intelligent than a former Vice President! (Sorry, I know that's not saying very much, considering who it is!) You didn't add an "e" to Potato like he did!

No, but she did create the Internet!

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

Bert|Evil wrote:No, but she did create the Internet!

You don't say...and here I thought she just had the idea of inter-connecting classrooms via computer in some fashion, years
before it was actually done mind you, and the later relating of that idea was taken totally out of context, silly me!

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Thursday Jul 21, 2005

YankeeRose wrote:
Bert|Evil wrote:No, but she did create the Internet!

You don't say...and here I thought she just had the idea of inter-connecting classrooms via computer in some fashion, years
before it was actually done mind you, and the later relating of that idea was taken totally out of context, silly me!

It was sarcasm in the same context, really. Do I really need to discuss Internet history? It's a 35 year evolution, give or take.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Friday Jul 22, 2005

Bert|Evil wrote:
YankeeRose wrote:
Bert|Evil wrote:No, but she did create the Internet!

You don't say...and here I thought she just had the idea of inter-connecting classrooms via computer in some fashion, years
before it was actually done mind you, and the later relating of that idea was taken totally out of context, silly me!
It was sarcasm in the same context, really. Do I really need to discuss Internet history? It's a 35 year evolution, give or take.

You want to talk sarcasm? Gee, guess I actually don't know the FIRST thing about it...I'm just a blithering idiot and I'll never say another word. Sarcasm, indeed!

Peace,
YankeeRose

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Friday Jul 22, 2005

YankeeRose wrote:
Bert|Evil wrote:
YankeeRose wrote:

You don't say...and here I thought she just had the idea of inter-connecting classrooms via computer in some fashion, years
before it was actually done mind you, and the later relating of that idea was taken totally out of context, silly me!
It was sarcasm in the same context, really. Do I really need to discuss Internet history? It's a 35 year evolution, give or take.

You want to talk sarcasm? Gee, guess I actually don't know the FIRST thing about it...I'm just a blithering idiot and I'll never say another word. Sarcasm, indeed!

Peace,
YankeeRose

The sarcasm appears to occur before the eclipses!

Do you need a hug, Miss Grouchy? Hmmm?

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Saturday Jul 23, 2005

I like beans.

p.s. Happy Birthday, Tom.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Saturday Jul 23, 2005

What Eclipse? I know the Perseids are coming, that's about it. Mr. Evil, I think even OFFERING to discuss the "35 year evolution of the Internet" was far more "grouchy" and even more, uptight! It was so far removed from Sarcasm, 'twas truly NOT funny. Also, I was jokingly speaking of not knowing anything about, and
that entire paragraph was and regarded, nothing BUT Sarcasm.

I got plenty of hugs today, so I ask you, WHO is in "need" of a hug? Certainly NOT I.

bassist_25 wrote:I like beans.

p.s. Happy Birthday, Tom.

Seems Tom is going to have "The Birthday" "that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend"...2 years ago, my youngest son had one of those Birthdays...4 parties, 3 small - 1 on his birthday, 1 when my mom and sister came to visit, 1 with his Dad and 1 big party at MickeyDs. ..."somebody started
celebrating it not knowing what it was, and we'll be celebrating it forever just because, this is the Birthday that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend"...

Happy Birthday INDEED, Tom.

I like beans too.

Have you ever tried Green Giant Kitchen Sliced Green Beans? They're my favorite.

Bert|Evil · Post by **Bert|Evil** » Saturday Jul 23, 2005

YankeeRose wrote: I got plenty of hugs today, so I ask you, WHO is in "need" of a hug?

You!

ROCKPAGE

~~Happy Birthday Tom~~

~~Happy Birthday Tom~~

On My

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