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I think Bush is the Pickle Nazi. Unemployment would be a lot lower if we had more pickle factories. I bet I could play music at my house if people would ignore me and realize the pure enjoyment of eating pickles. People wouldnt get shot as much if they'd quit stealing other people's pickles. Those damn repulicans, they're gonna raise the price of pickles so us poor folk can't afford them anymore! No pickles for the poor.
Sorry, wow do i need sleep, can't....need one more pickle...
Sorry, wow do i need sleep, can't....need one more pickle...
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I don't like pickles. Never did. Even Mc D's pickles. I always gave them away. The only kind that I can stand eating is the bread and butter kind. And I don't usually say, "Boy, I feel like a pickle today..." it's usually forcefead...but at least I won't hack that kind back up.
::shudders:: Pickles...
::shudders:: Pickles...
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One Time
One Time I picked up a hitchhiker on 80 headed to Williamsport, at one point we both had to piss so we hit a rest stop, at the rest stop they had those pre packaged pickles for like a buck so I bought one, then hit the pisser, when the drifter came out of his stall I pushed him back in and got him on the floor ripped open the pickle and forced it into his throat ,and just kept pushing and pushing eventually he stopped struggling and went limp I spit on him said " hitchhiking is dangerous diKK" hurried back to my car and left.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in a war, I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody, I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood
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Pickles are good, but I think that olives are pretty underrated too.
Now there's a meal: green beans, pickles, olives, and a burger made on a Foreman grill. We need to have a rockpage picknick.
Now there's a meal: green beans, pickles, olives, and a burger made on a Foreman grill. We need to have a rockpage picknick.
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Claussen's ARE to quote someone else, "da bomb"! I only like
Kosher Dill though, can't STAND
Bread & Butter or Sweet ones,
ew! I don't even like the smell, let alone the look of Olives. Yech...you can have all of mine!
A picnic, a great idea! Dude, do you SELL Foreman Grills, or what?
They ARE great, I had one, once. "Pastries", YUM! I have a huge sweet tooth, but are we perhaps talking doughnuts, preferrably glazed, with icing and sprinkles? I'm getting hungry for some, thanks a LOT! I have a ticket for a FREE DOZEN from Krispy Kreme, mmmmmm! Now, to just get there.
I made a trip to Texas Hot Dogs the other day during my day from Hell, it was one of the bright spots of a rotten day. The "Hitchhiker" was funny in a disturbing sort of way...not hilarious. I recommend RAM Z really SHOULD make sure his car is in "good working order"...
well, shouldn't we ALL???
Oh, I just heard it and just love the Willie Nelson "NORML" commercial, don't you?
Does anyone know of a decent car for sale, for $500 or less? I'm supposed to go buy one later today that's most likely going to end up jacked up to 3 times that much, because "work was done to it and has to be added on to the price that was on the window"...sigh. It's a "buy here, pay here" place and I really need a car, but I hate having a payment, you know?
I...need...MORE...sleep, if my neck will cooperate...and I'm fresh out of PICKLES, damn!!!
Kosher Dill though, can't STAND
Bread & Butter or Sweet ones,
ew! I don't even like the smell, let alone the look of Olives. Yech...you can have all of mine!
A picnic, a great idea! Dude, do you SELL Foreman Grills, or what?


well, shouldn't we ALL???



I...need...MORE...sleep, if my neck will cooperate...and I'm fresh out of PICKLES, damn!!!

What are the white ones? You know, the kind you get at dinners or something. It's a spear, but it is always white and never green like the rest. What's up with that?
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DMFJ03 wrote:What are the white ones? You know, the kind you get at dinners or something. It's a spear, but it is always white and never green like the rest. What's up with that?
Claussen's are somewhat "light", but not white...and they are so good...bought cold, they are
extra crunchy...I just HATE a
limp Pickle! Don't we all? HUH?
I'm speaking ONLY of Pickles, I
swear!!!


This is so weird...to be hungry for Pickles - the FOOD - in the morning!

Subway Restaurants, back in '84, I don't know how many there were, but I could almost swear they sold the BEST Pizza going!
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Stupid useless trivia time. I think most Dictators had an affinity to eating pickles. Wasn't there a study done on that a while ago? I know I ran into it for college paper writing in theology class (for that paper we had to point out the good parts of Hitler. not easty)
But I'm thinking that most Dictators in the study did not touch Pickles, Mushrooms or celery.
Demnit! There went my chance. I don't like the first two at all, but I can tolerate celery...
Isn't it funny what people have time to research and yet they still don't have the cure for aids and hiv on the open market?!?
But I'm thinking that most Dictators in the study did not touch Pickles, Mushrooms or celery.
Demnit! There went my chance. I don't like the first two at all, but I can tolerate celery...
Isn't it funny what people have time to research and yet they still don't have the cure for aids and hiv on the open market?!?
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cucumbers
Cucumbers make GREAT Dildoe's ! and what is a pickle ? Right a cucumber. so the question is if you insert a cuke how long does it need to stay there b4 it's a pickle? That is how they make pickles isn't it?
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Re: cucumbers
Imgrimm01 wrote:Cucumbers make GREAT Dildoe's ! and what is a pickle ? Right a cucumber. so the question is if you insert a cuke how long does it need to stay there b4 it's a pickle? That is how they make pickles isn't it?
Bwhahahahahahaha - "NO" - that isn't how you make Pickles.

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I bet
I bet it is and you just don't know it. I can tell you this though. That's how I make em' ! It may not taste like a pickle BUT it tastes like a REALLY GOOD cucumber. mmmmmm basted.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in a war, I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody, I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood
Dude your killn'n me!!
That was sort of sick but once again funny!
Pass the salt man!
I have a friend who hates pickles and thinks that there is piss in the juice!
What ? How dare he try too ruin my love of pickles.
My dear ol grandmother used to make the best homemade pickles!
They were kind of a vineger but yet sweet taste with those little seed things in the juice. Man I hate those seed things they get stuck between yer teef.
Wait a miniute vineger ? I sure hope dear ol granny wasn't make'n em like Imgrimm01 said! Now that is sick .
I don't know if I like pickles any more? Think I'll just stick to like'n "BEANS"!

Pass the salt man!
I have a friend who hates pickles and thinks that there is piss in the juice!
What ? How dare he try too ruin my love of pickles.

My dear ol grandmother used to make the best homemade pickles!
They were kind of a vineger but yet sweet taste with those little seed things in the juice. Man I hate those seed things they get stuck between yer teef.
Wait a miniute vineger ? I sure hope dear ol granny wasn't make'n em like Imgrimm01 said! Now that is sick .

I don't know if I like pickles any more? Think I'll just stick to like'n "BEANS"!
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Hmmmm...better not ask how she made her *Cherry* Cheesecake either...RAM Z wrote:Wait a miniute vineger ? I sure hope dear ol granny wasn't make'n em like Imgrimm01 said! Now that is sick .![]()
I don't know if I like pickles any more? Think I'll just stick to like'n "BEANS"!

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