Winner - World's Ugliest Dog

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Winner - World's Ugliest Dog

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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance — until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest — and fans' hearts — for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," she said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he'll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed's boyfriend, where the World's Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.


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... and then the wheel fell off.
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Gezzzzzzzzzzz, Thats why Rats and Chiuhas ( spelling? ) shouldn't mate !!!!!!!!
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I shouldn't look at that before eating...I mean, I shouldn't eat that before sleeping....whatever. Either way, I'm going to throw up & have nightmares!!!! Can't you put it in the dark & dry him off, and have it turn back into a cute little Mogwai! Please?!
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Woah... I had an ex that looked like that in the morning...
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Actually, that kinda looks like that troll thing from that one Stephen King movie...that had the cat in it... and it had various adventures..and it saved the little girl from the troll that held her nose and tried to make her pop... that's... yeah.. ex boyfriend or troll from that movie... it's a close tie...no wait... judging by the three inch pythons...isn't that woofboogers' dog?!?
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That thing needs put out of its misery. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I was expecting a very ugly yet still cute muttly lookin thing. Now I'm gonna have friggin nightmares!
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You know, after looking at that picture, I swear the dog wanted to become a Gremlin.
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Who fed him after midnight?
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yet somehow i cant stop staring at it....kinda like a car wreck
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Ron wrote: Image
"Give me your children...I will eat their souls!!!! With a nice side of marmalade toast..."
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esa wrote:
Ron wrote: Image
"Give me your children...I will eat their souls!!!! With a nice side of marmalade toast..."
What's this in my fruit celler! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
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He looks like the gremlin with the mo-hawk. I want one, you know why, cuz i garantee that dog would scare away 10 times more people than any rottweiler would. That, and i can kinda relate to some seriously ugly things. lol :lol:
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Sweet Jesus, that thing is the spawn of the devil. :shock:
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Alas, the world's ugliest pooch is no more...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/index.html

May he enjoy many Milk Bones in the Great Beyond, or be pronounced the new guard dog at Hades...

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Rest in peace, little ugly guy ...

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ok i was waiting to see some pictures of someones head on the dog . :lol:

wow looks like a rat...... who would own such an ugly dog, and be proud of it?!
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i am scared now. i can take some creepy shit. ghosts, demons & serial killers dont scare me, but that dog is the commander of the 9th ring of hell. id be afraid to feed it or throw a stick for it to fetch. the owner of that dog was probably beat with the "Ugly Sledge" too. ill be the bark that little scary fucker projected was freaky. actually , the dog kinda looks like a crackhead. a satanic cracky dog. Beware the minion.
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Post by byndrsn »

Now way a minute people. I've met some rockpagers and we as a group are not going to win any beauty contests!! :D

But, we are still nice people!! (well, most of us are....... or at least a few of us ........ or hopefully one or two people are nice)

Anyway, what I am trying to say is that it may have been an ugly dog, but I'm sure it was a good companion!!!

Oh hell, I don't know what I am trying to say - I'm just glad to have access to Rockpage again!!!!!
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Post by AtoMikEnRtiA »

so i was reading yahoo today and it said this dog just died.. is that true?

**edit** guess so - just saw jp and robs posts up here.. boy dont i feel stupid now haha
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