At The Store This Evening...
At The Store This Evening...
I was at the grocery store earlier, and I have a bad cold. Waiting in line, I tried to unclog by closing one nostril with my finger and blowing out. Turns out I blew a snot rocket right onto the girl in front of me, in her hair. So I try to get it out, and she turns around and says, "Get your hands off me, creep" At this point, I'm fuming, and I clog the other nostril and blow the biggest snot rocket I have ever seen into her hair. It was all green and red and wet, and absolutely enormous (Probably had the diameter of a golf ball)... Thats what you get for calling me a creep.
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I actually get a cold at the change of every season, 4 per year ALWAYS !! However I have never slung snot on anyone, but once when I was 14 I was eating at a friends house ( spaghetti ) and he spit a huhe Loog on my plate and when I no longer wanted to eat it he showed me how it was only touching a few noodles and if I would move those the rest would be fine.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in a war, I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody, I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood
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You get a cold in the Summer (Which it will be verrrry soon! The Solstice is coming, the Solstice is coming!), the same way you get one any other time of year: Bacteria or Viruses, "Germs" if you will, get into your nose or mouth, Mucous Membranes, by some means. WASH YOUR HANDS! The time of year, or the temperature it is outside, has very little to do with it all, although it can arrgavate already irritated linings, where ever they are - nose, throat or lungs. Allergies however, ARE a major culprit and Mold is around all year long. "Discharge" can quickly change from clear Allergic Rhinitis into a yellow-green Sinus Infection and a minor cough with Post Nasal Drip can "magically" turn into Bronchitis when a person has Asthma...it doesn't take much, as the Immune System is already f'd up, so an Allergic person is a prime candidate. A simple definition of what an Allergy is: it's an Allergic person's Immune System "attacking" an Allergen, which their body identifies as an enemy, I believe using something called Histamine and it causes all of the "icky" symptoms that person experiences. Sorry for the off the top of my head "health lesson", but ya just hadda ask, didn't ya? I couldn't help it. 
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Re: At The Store This Evening...
woof is like the kewlest dude!! :^Dwoofburger wrote:I was at the grocery store earlier, and I have a bad cold. Waiting in line, I tried to unclog by closing one nostril with my finger and blowing out. Turns out I blew a snot rocket right onto the girl in front of me, in her hair. So I try to get it out, and she turns around and says, "Get your hands off me, creep" At this point, I'm fuming, and I clog the other nostril and blow the biggest snot rocket I have ever seen into her hair. It was all green and red and wet, and absolutely enormous (Probably had the diameter of a golf ball)... Thats what you get for calling me a creep.