See my reply to the "Armed Robbery" thingy.
The Outback Steakhouse...
esa wrote:I'm sorry. I must have been sidetracked by the thought of muscles and money (you know us women and our sleazy gold digging agendas) to realize the humor in this.
If you'll excuse me now, this little woman has to go bake an apple pie for her alpha male man, get his slippers ready, and do whatever it is he desires so that my existance on this planet is worthwhile..
What the hell?? Does Jamie know about this guy?
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bassist4life2004
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Thank you for clearing up the problems in my relationship skills, much appreciated bro. When i walk up to girls, normally, i have to take something to shield my face with....im a loser, shoot me now.Craven Sound wrote:Here's what an AFC is:
1. AFC
Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.
An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.
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Quail Whale
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I have a question: How do pubic hairs get into food anyway???? Seriously? I know that I have never come out of the bathroom & noticed a pubic hair stuck to my hands that I had to quickly remove, or had one on my shirt that made it past the lint trap. And even if it did stick to your shirt, one would think it would be tangled up in the fibers to the point where it wouldn't just fall off. And why would the food be below waist level ever? Unless the hair fell out of the cook's teeth or something? I had a pubic hair in my food once, too, and I've always wondered about how it got there in the first place. The only conclusion that I could make was that it was a beard hair or an unruly eyebrow that got loose. Or maybe an armpit hair that fell out when the cook reached over the food? hmmm...songsmith wrote:G, you kill me, man. Jamaican poker game... priceless.
