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"Oh yea, 'ow much do you 'ate the Romans?"
"A lot."
"Right, you're in."
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I like beans.
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
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What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?! He has a wife you know...
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Blessed are the cheesemaker,

The Cheesemakers?

Well, that's just a mataphor he means anyone who works with dairy,

Blessed are the big noses

Shut up!

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I'lll have 2 big flat ones and a packet of gravel
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Did you hear about the happy Roman??
Glad he ate her! :roll:
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Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia...............................
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I wealy wish Won could figyoo out how to get Pilate's speech impedement on here.
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4:33 wrote:What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?! He has a wife you know...
"...her name is Incontinentia"
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FatVin wrote:Blessed are the cheesemaker,

The Cheesemakers?

Well, that's just a mataphor he means anyone who works with dairy,

Blessed are the big noses

Shut up!

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I'lll have 2 big flat ones and a packet of gravel
"Look, my wife cooked a lovely supper, and all that I sad was 'this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah'"
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witchhunt wrote:I wealy wish Won could figyoo out how to get Pilate's speech impedement on here.
Pilate: "what is your name, Jew?"
Brian: "I'm not a Jew, I'm a Roman!"
Pilate: "A Woaman?"
Brian: "no, no... A ROMAN!!"
Pilate: "Stwike him very woughly, centurian!!"
Centurian: "and through him to the floor, sir?"
Pilate: "what?"
Centurian: "and through him to the floor, sir?"
Pilate: "oh yes, fwough him to the floor!!"
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"Crucifiction Please!"
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"They said I haven't done anything, and I can go free!"

"Oh, well, alright then."

"Nah, just pullin' your leg, it's crucifiction actually!"
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...Life of Bryan?




And 4:33...that wouldn't happen to be Mr. Bill as your avatar, would it?
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Brian: You've all got to think for yourselves

Crowd: YES! WE"VE ALL GOT TO THINK FOR OUR
SELVES

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He's Not the Messiah, He's a Very Naughty boy
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Bert/Evil Wrote:
"Look, my wife cooked a lovely supper, and all that I sad was 'this piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah'"
Now no one is throw another stone until I blow this whistle, even if, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if someone says......Jehovah!
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tornandfrayed wrote:"Crucifiction Please!"
"Ohhhh (sympathetic)!! Out the door, lying on the left, ONE CROSS EACH!!"
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FatVin wrote:Brian: You've all got to think for yourselves

Crowd: YES! WE"VE ALL GOT TO THINK FOR OUR
SELVES

:twisted:

He's Not the Messiah, He's a Very Naughty boy

Brian: You're all individuals!!
Passive voice from crowd: I'm not!!
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Thank you for the gold and the frankensense but not so much mehr next time alright.
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Guard: What is this?
Brian: It says "Romans go home"!!
Guard: No it doesn't!!!
Guard: ... but "Romans go home" is an order
Guard: Conjugate the verb "to go"

Guard: Now, write this 1,000 times before dawn, or I'll cut your balls off!! Hail Caesar!!!
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Always look on the bright side of life!
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esa wrote: And 4:33...that wouldn't happen to be Mr. Bill as your avatar, would it?
Yes. I mean, OHHH NOOOOO!!!! :o
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4:33 wrote:
esa wrote: And 4:33...that wouldn't happen to be Mr. Bill as your avatar, would it?
Yes. I mean, OHHH NOOOOO!!!! :o
LMAO!!! :twisted:
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...and here comes Mr. Bill's dog.
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...who bit Sluggo on the leg, thereby giving him rabies.

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"Who cured you?"
"Jesus did. Bloody do-gooder."
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