BigJohn wrote:I was living with my first exwife (I also have a second exwife). While she was doing her hair one afternoon, she was topless, I picked up her curling iron and pretended it was a sword and then proceeded to touch her nipple with it. "OUCH" I never used a curling iron I had no idea they got that hot !!!
Okay, so that was not a "funny thing being said" but damn, that is really really really funny (depending on which side of the curling iron you are on)
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BigJohn wrote:I was living with my first exwife (I also have a second exwife). While she was doing her hair one afternoon, she was topless, I picked up her curling iron and pretended it was a sword and then proceeded to touch her nipple with it. "OUCH" I never used a curling iron I had no idea they got that hot !!!
You're lucky she didn't manually remove your reasons for being a man there.
Another one... Was in Hollywood a few years ago at the Cat Club. I had a chic come up to me and say " Nice Hair" aparantly in Hollywood that's a come on.
BigJohn wrote:I was living with my first exwife (I also have a second exwife). While she was doing her hair one afternoon, she was topless, I picked up her curling iron and pretended it was a sword and then proceeded to touch her nipple with it. "OUCH" I never used a curling iron I had no idea they got that hot !!!
You just made my boys invert and hide, whimpering. Remind me to never sword fight with you...
Owwwwwie!
~*~Esa~*~
I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
My ex-fiance wasn't ever the brightest crayon in the box...
My birthday six years ago, all I wanted to do was go for ice cream at Baskin Robbins (I hadn't had it since I was 9)... we ended up going to a resteraunt that he wanted to eat at (I wasn't hungry)...so I sat and watched him eat... then he paid ....got charged for both of us...wouldn't say a word that I didn't eat....took me to baskin robbins, bitched me out in the parking lot for wasting his money, and then ended up leaving with out letting me buy my ice cream cone. Then proceeded to yell at me, "If you'd only have told me that you wanted b.r. instead of dinner, we wouldn't be arguing."...
Like I said, not the brighest crayon.
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"No really, we were just having some mac n' cheese and studying..."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Cuz I'll walk past as many times as it takes for you to dig me..."
(another from the crayon) "What do you do when you have the cord break out of your tampon and it's stuck *up there*?" 'Um, you have to...wait...why do you want to know?' ~Silence~ "...." 'Tell me you didn't just...' "..." 'Get tweezers...'
~*~Esa~*~
I'll be the one left standing behind you, looking the other way as you glance back at what you've lost.
I don't know why you think thats a dumb thing to say, maybe it was something else (no offense) because we think bass players are hot. I'd say a good idea to avoid saying the wrong thing is to be absolutely sure a girl is pregnant before you start making small talk about the impending event.
It was actually supposed to be funny. If you notice, down a few posts after mine, someone commented that chicks seem to dig bass players. It was meant to be a shot at a few bass players that I know on here that might have found that to be funny.
