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Awkward Moment At Work

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I was taking my after lunch shit in the bathroom today after eating my chicken, rice, broccoli, and milk. I had it all to myself and was ready to unleash fury, but then the boss comes strolling in, and this ensued:

Boss: Woofburger, is that you in there?
ME: Yes.
Boss: Great work on that report... Amazing job. (Enters stall next to me)
ME: Thanks. (I am holding in my shit at this point, but ready to blow any minute)

We continue to small talk for a few minutes, (He shits quietly, how the fuck can he do that?!) before I couldn't take it anymore and unleashed about 85 grams of protein into the toilet with a catastrophically loud BOOM.

The longest five seconds of silence ensued before the boss asks, "Um... Are you okay over there?" I couldn't look him in the eye all day.
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woofburger wrote:I had it all to myself and was ready to unleash fury,
Yngwie, is that you?!?!

I don't know who this dude is, but I gotta say he makes me laugh.........................
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I'm with you, J, this guy is a riot ...

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J Michaels wrote:
woofburger wrote:I had it all to myself and was ready to unleash fury,
Yngwie, is that you?!?!

I don't know who this dude is, but I gotta say he makes me laugh.........................
No, if it were Yngwie, he would have unleashed the FUCKING fury. That little profanity makes all the difference.
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bassist_25 wrote:
No, if it were Yngwie, he would have unleashed the FUCKING fury. That little profanity makes all the difference.
Ahhh!!! Good point! :P
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Are you guys serious?!?!?

I think this guy is a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*shrugs*

No one says you have to read his posts.
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I don't really want to encourage him, but he cracks me up! :D
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Now this one is funny, but the rest were too out there
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byndrsn wrote:Are you guys serious?!?!?

I think this guy is a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll:

Hey byndrsn, you're very anal about being an asshole.

Get the fuck out of my thread...
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woofburger wrote:
byndrsn wrote:Are you guys serious?!?!?

I think this guy is a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll:

Hey byndrsn, you're very anal about being an asshole.

Get the fuck out of my thread...
I'm shaking :roll:
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I believe the story, after all, he was eating BEANS
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byndrsn wrote:
woofburger wrote:
byndrsn wrote:Are you guys serious?!?!?

I think this guy is a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll:

Hey byndrsn, you're very anal about being an asshole.

Get the fuck out of my thread...
I'm shaking :roll:
Plus, this coming from someone who won't reveal himself. :roll:
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You must admire Woofburger's fishing abilities.
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DMFJ03 wrote:
byndrsn wrote:
woofburger wrote: :roll:

Hey byndrsn, you're very anal about being an asshole.

Get the fuck out of my thread...
I'm shaking :roll:
Plus, this coming from someone who won't reveal himself. :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I can't stop laughing over this one. I gotta admit that reading this just made my day.
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Post by f.sciarrillo »

Who ever this is, it is funny to read some of his posts .

As a side note, I am wondering if Ron traced his IP yet. Atleast something to give an idea of where he is from. Unless of course, he is using proxies lol ...
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