Bottles of Booze

[E-Rokk]

I like New Castle when i drink beer, most of the time how ever i stick strictly to things above 90 proof. Not, not because i am a hard ass, but you can mix hard booze into so many kinds of wonderful drinks and beer, no matter how good it is will always be beer. If some one is going to drink simply for the purpose of getting drunk, I would suggest the following.

Makers Mark: Straight Bourbon with a slight bight to it but rather delicious.
Good with Coke, and if you arn't planning on doing anything that evening you can easily finish a bottle in one sitting

Jeremiah Weed: 100 proff Bourbon Cordial. It tastes like candy when you first take a slug but as soon as oxygen enters your mouth it burns a bit. Nothing is better for doing shots everytime Clint Eastwood kills some one in "The Good the Bad and the Ugly".

Jack Daniels: This will be the last Bourbon i mention because honestly, after Jack, what else is there. It is the classic. If you get the chance and have the extra money spring for a bottle of Master Distiller's or Single Barrell Silver Select.

Crown Royal/Canadian Club: From our neighbors to the north comes these to bad boys. While i am convinced Crown Royal is what haoppy tastes like, Canadian Club is the smoothest shot known to man, but don't drink both together. Otherwise the end of the world will ensue.

Goldschlager: A cinnamon schnapp's with little gold flecks in it. I don't really care for cinnamon drinks but Goldschlager does hold a special place for me. Also it never fails some drunken ass will always ask...Is that real gold?

Jagermeister: MMM Black Liccorice. Where to begin where to begin. Jager is the MacGuyver of the booze world, i say this because Jager can be used for so many things and all of them good.

Beefeater: I don't reccomend drinking gin...ever...for any reason, but if you must drink gin, Beefeater is the way to go. It lacks the pine needle and piss flavor of other gins and is not to dry.

Jameson: There is whisky, and then there is Irish Whisky. Jameson was a household name for me groing up in a very drunken Irish family. I like to play a game with it. See how many shots i can do in an hour, then beat that record.

Bacardi 151 : Although i have printed it's name i will never speak it out of respect. To me to speak the ful name of 151 would be like Muslims speaking the full name of God. I mean, it is the key to an alternate universe, combine it with a match and its light will guide you home, and how can anyone question a liquor with a fire hazzard warning on it.

Captain Morgan's: Captain Morgan is the king of the hill for dark rum. Alot of people prefer it in Coke, but i like mine straight up, or on the rocks with a cherry floating in it. It's a pirate's life for me.

Calico Jack: If you are a college kid with a limited income and a taste for spiced rum, this is the way to go. You can get a fifth for seven dollars, or a handle for for 16. It dosn't taste to bad either, it is quite refreshing.

Banker's Club: This is a spiced rum you give to people you don't want to be friends with any more. I bought a fifth of this once because it was FOUR DOLLARS! I still get dry heaves thinking about it.

Bacardi: Ron makes so many different variants on his design, i suggest you try them all. My personal favorites are Superior, Select, 8, Anejo, Gold, Solera, Vanillia.

Scotch: I am doing scotch as one section because in all of my adventures i have found all scotch has the same taste and effect. I like scotch because after the first shot you think "O.k. this is pretty good stuff, i can drink a few of these and be alright." then by the sixth shot you need carried home. There is an entire sub culture of scotch's all different brands, variants on those brands, distilling methods, different barrell ammounts and so on. For your drinking pleasure i have selected my four favorites. Cutty Sark, Johnnie Walker Red, Johnnie Walker Black, Johnnie Walker Gold

Absolute: Absolute is a fun vodka, good for starters, college kids with a few extra dollars to spend, and women. It comes in all different flavors and is readily available at all alchohol locations. It is the McDonald's of vodka meaning everyone likes it and you can find it everywhere.

Level: This has to be the greatest vodka that i have ever had.

Grey Goose: If you can afford it, a gallon of grey goose makes for an evening of fun.

Rot Gut: I hold this title for stuff like Barrister's, Vladimere, Stoli, basically vodkas that are less than 10 dollars a fifth. You know you are drinking rot gut because it tastes like what i imagine horse piss to taste like, and you wake up so dehydrated the only thing that will save you is to drink water directly from the dish hose on the sink for about 8 minutes

Blavod: I had this for the first time two weeks ago. it was interesting, it was a Black Vodka. It tasted almost like every other vodka but had a small almost not there hint of blue berry, and it comes wrapped in a neopriene(sp) jacket.

Two Fingers: Excellent Tequilla at an excellent price. Listen to me very carefully, if you want to drink tequillia don't by anything cheaper than two fingers. Two Fingers runs about $16 dollars a fifth and if you think you can't afford it, trust me you can't afford what happens to your body from drinking a cheaper tequillia. At the moment this is my drink of choice.

Cabo Wabo Silver: Who would have known something so good could come from Sammy Haggar? Cabo Wabo is quite pricey, it'll run you about $100 but if you can get it, it will change your life. I was given a bottle of this and a bottle of Havanna Club Rum for my 21st birthday a few years ago, and let me tell you. Cabo Wabo goes down smoother than water, but you will wake up days later in a different state with no pants on and a sheep yo dodn't recognize.

Jose Quervo Especial: If you insist on drink gold or "dark" tequilia this is the only one i reccomend. I do not however roccomend you mix it with lime Kool-aid, dump the concoction into a two liter pepsi bottle with no lable and hop on the Pittsburgh Bus system to see where the night takes you.

Montezuma Gold: This is Montezuma's revenge. i have seen this do bad bad things to people. One friend of mine put his head through his bedroom window in order to puke out of it while drunk on this crap.

Please feel free to add some of your favorites.

[tonefight]

Sounds like you've done alot of painful studying on this.

[ToonaRockGuy]

My fave drinkin' beverage:

Rumpleminz (100 proof peppermint schnapps). Billy Bandito always gave me crap about drinking what he termed a "pussy girlie shot", but hey, I always responded with 2 simple points:

1. It's 100 proof, bitch.
2. It leaves your breath smooth and kissably fresh. Unlike tequila.

And Rumpleminz is really good if you sip 3 fingers of it on the rocks in a tumbler. Great to sip and read a book or something like that. Just keep your bottle in the freezer. Woe betide those nightclubs who don't keep their Rumpleminz cold!!!

[E-Rokk]

if my liver must be sacrificed for the betterment of mankind than i shall go bodly into that good night. Plus i like to drink...alot

[E-Rokk]

My fave drinkin' beverage:

Rumpleminz (100 proof peppermint schnapps). Billy Bandito always gave me crap about drinking what he termed a "pussy girlie shot", but hey, I always responded with 2 simple points:

1. It's 100 proof, bitch.
2. It leaves your breath smooth and kissably fresh. Unlike tequila.

And Rumpleminz is really good if you sip 3 fingers of it on the rocks in a tumbler. Great to sip and read a book or something like that. Just keep your bottle in the freezer. Woe betide those nightclubs who don't keep their Rumpleminz cold!!!

I once tried to chucg a bottle of ICE 101 straight out of the freezer. I was fine until about half way through when a little bit of oxygen slipped in and i felt like my insides were on fire and it tasted like i was drinking tooth paste. I tried to spit it out but didn't bother to put the bottle down so it ended up rocketing across my kitchen. Fun Times

[bassist_25]

Sounds like you've done alot of painful studying on this.

I laughed out loud when I read this.

I'm all about the Bacardi, especially Silver. If not Bacardi, I like a good Smirnoff. I generally dislike beer, but I do enjoy Rolling Rock and an occasional Busch.

[Asundor]

Jagermeister

[Bert|Evil]

Jameson: There is whisky, and then there is Irish Whisky. Jameson was a household name for me groing up in a very drunken Irish family. I like to play a game with it. See how many shots i can do in an hour, then beat that record.

I agree!! There's nothing like an Irish Car Bomb to lighten the mood.

[HurricaneBob]

No Wild Turkey even mentioned, call your selfs alchoholics? I dont think so.... Rare Breed ownz all!

get turkimcized muthas!

[E-Rokk]

No Wild Turkey even mentioned, call your selfs alchoholics? I dont think so.... Rare Breed ownz all!

get turkimcized muthas!

i quit drinking wild turkey when i turned for-teen and wanted something good.

[redawg]

Twisted Tea (my favorite drink ever) or Captain and Coke. I haven't had a drink of beer in years. I hate the taste of beer so bad. I like Twisted Tea because it's not carbonated, it's 5% and it doesn't mess with my stomach at all. Take a nice fat lemon slice and squeeze it in just like you do a lime with a Corona. It's SO good!.

[facingwest]

if my liver must be sacrificed for the betterment of mankind than i shall go bodly into that good night. Plus i like to drink...alot

The liver is evil and must be punished!!!!

It's all about the Yea-ger for me.

[ZappasXWife]

bassist said

I generally dislike beer, but I do enjoy Rolling Rock and an occasional Busch.

Bingo! Thats WHY you dislike beer!

My favorite beer: Chimay Belgian Ale, the red label, but not the small bottles that are mass produced but the big bottle with a cork.
Unibrue: La Fin Du Monde

[songsmith]

I tried a pilsener in FL last week called Hurricane Reef... I never would have thought beer could taste so bad. It looked like a roadside trucker pee-bottle, and tasted, well I'm guessing here, pretty much the same.

I love the whole Rolling Rock phenomenon. When I was a kid, it was on a par with Old German and Red White & Blue... cheap beer for alcoholics. Now it's yuppybrew going for $5 a bottle in Orlando. That kills me.----------------->JMS

[E-Rokk]

I tried expanding my beer horizons the other day, and by beer i am speaking of everything that is not hard liquor.

Anything from Mikes: Will always hold a special place in my heart. If it wern't for Mike's and my special botanical experimentations i probably wouldn't have made it through college.

Smirnoff: These are good...for my girlfriend...to through away.

Amstel Light: A delicious Brew if i do say so myself. Just like my girlfriend...it goes down smooth.

Bass Ale: Should be called Ass Ale. every time i get suckered into drinking this i hate it. I imagine horse piss and paint thinner tastes beter.

Guinness Stout: Lets go play soccer...HELL YEAH it's always time for Guiness.

Harpoon: Drink it hard, drink it fast, forget all of your problems...along with where you were...and who you are. Good Stuff

Foster's: I have to be in a mood to crack open an oil can but it usually makes me happy when i do.

Hurricane 40 oz: Oh man...you have no idea how much fun you can have for $1.75

Labatts Blue: MMM Canadian Beer and Canadian women, both delicious.

Beck's Lager: You Beck's your ass man.

Sam Adams Ale: Good for an after work drink.

I will constantly be adding to the beer review list. Please feel free to make review of your own.

[DMFJ03]

Beer: Yuengling
Shot: Yukon, Jager.

[gymnast]

beer: Wittekerke

[rreihart]

Beers: New Castle Brown Ale, Marzoni's (Amber Lager & Brown Ale...when they are making it), Rockbottom (Brown Bear Brown [Cincinatti] & High Level Brown [Pittsburgh]), Yeungling...in that order.

Wines: My own Dandelion (delicious!), Ruinite Lambrusco (Red or White), Sutter Home White Zinfandel

Spirits: Bombay Saphire Gin (The BOMB!, Especially in Cran-tinis!), Cherry Vodka, Vodka

Liqeurs: Kahlua, Apple Pucker