Music Store Confrontation

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

I was in the music store the other day, looking for a new D-set to purchase. I asked the manager if I could play some skins to practice, at first he said no, since I had on a wife beater that said, 'FUCK YOU'.

So I hit my famous Lat pose, and he let me do it. Anyways, I was tapping out Pantera-Mouth Of War while headbouncing like a mother (Hat flew off at one point).

This HB (Hot blonde) came up to me and said, "You sound almost as good as they do." I took an already splintered stick and poked her in the eye with it, screaming, "Almost as good as them? I am better than them!"

The manager, 100 lbs, (The size of my right lat) asked me to leave. I told him, "Shut your mouth before I mold you. I came here to buy a D-set, and that I will."

I strutted into the next room to look at the nice assortment, and I noticed this other HB looking at my lats. I asked the lady, "Do you have a staring problem?" She answered, "No" and looked down at the books she was looking at. I erupted, "Don't ever tell me no, woman!" I threw her through the front window. I ended up leaving 10 minutes later after buying some sticks.

subimeman · Post by **subimeman** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

That was a good story

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

LOL, I knew you were a drummer!! Let me know when you want to go lookin for cymbals! They make great frizbees

PastorofMuppets · Post by **PastorofMuppets** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

seriously, who are you? you sound like a good match for the chick that is stalking scott.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

masterofpuppets said...

seriously, who are you? you sound like a good match for the chick that is stalking scott.

that almost made me spray coffee out my nose dude
I can almost hear that drummer say, "I'm Rick James bitch"

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

I was in the music store the other day, and this sped with 'roided-up latissimus dorsi and an anti-social a-shirt started drumming and making a hell of a racket. Before I could point out that he was "playing" a stack of empty cardboard boxes, he had not only bought them (and paid suggested list!), but had thrown a very nice elderly lady in a blonde wig through the display window. When the cops came, they saw the witty saying on his shirt, and made the Rodney King incident look like a tickle-fight.
It was so funny, I laughed.------->JMS

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Friday Apr 15, 2005

Maddoxx is a drummer?