It is everything I hate in a bass, all rolled into one.
1. Red(ish) basses look flat/2D to me.
2. Tort pickguards only look good on white.
3. Fender.
4. Doesn't have 24 frets.
5. Block inlays.
6. Glossy clear on back of the neck.
This one just won me over though...
Fender Custom Shop Jazz Bass


So in the last 5 years I've done the two things I thought I'd never do. All-tube Ampeg amp and a Fender. Getting older sucks.