88% Of Guitar Center Customers Become Famous Musicians

[moxham123]

Only 88% Of Guitar Center Customers Become Famous Musicians

A tongue-in-cheek satirical view by The Onion News Source

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-st ... NA:InFocus

[JeffLeeper]

That's it!
I'm done buying locally!
I'm gonna buy THERE...become famous and open my own music store that people won't buy at locally because they want to become famous like me..and..um....wait...

[moxham123]

I better plan a trip to a Guitar Center next week then and I may still have time to make the 88% for this year. I will have to brush up on some annoyingly sloppy snapping and popping bass solos and see if I get any attention for a recording deal.

[JeffLeeper]

Everybody knows loud and fast trumps accuracy and taste...LOL.