So.......Ive decided to make the world's shortest list.
How many of you have NOT cheated on your WIFE???
if youre not married, dont reply. its says "WIFE". You have to be married to have a wife. No one wants to hear how much you love your dumbass girlfriend. This is a serious question. Im a scientist and shit.
I'm not legally married at the moment, but I was previously and even though she drove me fuckin nuts, I never cheated on her or any other woman I've ever been with.
"This above all: to thine own self be true."
~Polonius, Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'
I've always felt that if anybody were truly concerned with "protecting marriage", the logical first step would be to make infidelity a criminal offense.
KeithReynolds wrote:Excellent guys! One short ass list though, huh??
nmnefd
(not married, not eligible for discussion)
An interesting side topic would be how many times you've been falsely accused of cheating in the course of your music career. Tip for the ladies: "I already told everyone we slept together so we may as well do it" is NOT a good pickup line.
For some reason, musicians pick up drunk ass wannabes and think they are pimps. its funny.
ORRRR they have convinced themselves its still the 80's and they are 25. No selfrespecting SOBER young woman wants to bang your old balls dude.
Where are all of the posts from the "big guys" in this local music scene?? Whats that tell you?????
Theres some unsatisfied wives married to some delusional dudes, i guess.
Wonder how many dudes are pretending they dont see this thread. HAHAHAHA.
KeithReynolds wrote:
Where are all of the posts from the "big guys" in this local music scene?? Whats that tell you?????
Theres some unsatisfied wives married to some delusional dudes, i guess.
Wonder how many dudes are pretending they dont see this thread. HAHAHAHA.
Define "Big" first....
haha........
"Too Cool for Flames"
"Fast as a Greyhound, Tough as Leather and Hard as Krupp Steel" AH 1935 Tood
I cheated on nearly every girlfriend I had, it's true. I wasn't ever what you'd call a good-looking guy, and never had money, but once I found out I could pick up girls simply by being in a band, it was like heroin for me. I don't have many outrageous stories where that's concerned, I was a quantity over quality guy, though I had my moments.
By the time I was 26, though, I wanted something more, and I knew I had to stop treating relationships like they're a game, because I felt like I always lost that game.
When I met my now-wife, I promised myself that if it ended, it was not going to be my fault, this time. I stuck to that promise, out of stubbornness and the new-found feeling of satisfaction with commitment. Twenty three years later, I still haven't cheated, and I find great pride in that. Of course, my looks make that pretty easy... though I did get hit on last week, for some reason. She was cute, too! Wonders never cease.
Good for you Songsmith. It's rare that people recognize flaws in their character at all, let alone have the willpower to correct them. Glad you're being true to your lady. In my book, having one person who will always be there for you is a far more valuable thing than getting laid with hordes of groupies who don't give a shit about you.
"This above all: to thine own self be true."
~Polonius, Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'
if you're married be the Bass player.. its easy to not cheat just by playing bass... i'm single and i never get hit on... waittttt damn i must be one ugly dude. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
