New Band? Folk-Punk?

[DirtySanchez]

Actually I don't care just wanna play some fast and fun songs but sometimes I like to slow down. I like the lyrics to be real deep and meaningful, but sometimes I just wanna sing about prison sex and flat beer.

Here's What I'm working with:

I can sing with the utmost mediocrity and I write the lyrics of a "slightly more mature than most", 8th grader. I have a vocal range that goes from a deep bass-baritone to a not so deep bassy-baritone but if I whine I can get a few more octaves plus I have a shriek that I have been told sounds quite like a weasel being raped by two well hung badgers. Unfortunately I'm kinda burned out on the extreme metal scene (I personally blame the heigtened popularity of MMA fighting). Regardless, it's obvious that we got the frontman spot filled. Plus I really really like myself and have been on medication for my narcissism (we'll assume that I spelled that right).

Where you fit in: I need people that can either play or own and are willing to learn to at least look like they can play the following instruments:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Drums

Those are the basics, but I'm not opposed to banjo, mandolin, washboard, Harmonica, ukelele, keytar, piano, sitar, etc.

Age/race/religion/sex/color/creed/nationality/political affiliation/sexual orientation/pro-life/pro-choice/team Edward/team jacob does not matter. All applicants welcome. There may be a drug test involved, so study hard and bring as many with you as possible when and if you are selected for an audition.
I do have many contacts in the local music scene and even bought Jim price a drink once, so yeah, you could say we kinda have a leg up already.

Any interested parties should respond to this thread or send me a private message.

[onegunguitar]

Who are you??? hahaha

[ToonaRockGuy]

Best. Ad. EVER.

[Banned]

Welcome back Sanchez...

[Mandmeisterx]

I play bass and ukulele. Where are you located?

[nabced]

this was amazing.

[DirtySanchez]

I play bass and ukulele. Where are you located?

I live in Houtzdale but work in Altoona.

[whitedevilone]

Sounds like a lot of restrictions.Good luck.

[DirtySanchez]

Sounds like a lot of restrictions.Good luck.

yeah, I'm really trying to weed out the riff-raff.

I hope I didn't narrow it down too much.

[DirtySanchez]

Who are you??? hahaha

Your mom and I will explain it all when you get a little older, Ginger.

[onegunguitar]

Who are you??? hahaha

Your mom and I will explain it all when you get a little older, Ginger.

[JimmyJamSpot]

...In the vain of who, Who are your influences?? Im a guitarist and I play alot of blues, punkrock, country .....i got heavy into the mando for awhile but laid it down, I could pick it back up pretty easily if needed ....i have a serious band but plenty of time and I love to jam with different people to see what gels and what sucks... do you have any musicians lined up yet? I write alot of music, not much of a lyricist but I sing enough to harmonize that is if the lead guy is in key, LOL
-James

[DirtySanchez]

My influences Vary from The misfits, Black Flag, Bad Brains Through old ska like the specials and hepcat to folk/country like John Prine, Townes van Zandt, Steve Earle, some bluegrass and Most recently Been listening to A LOT of Lucero, Gaslight Anthem, Horrible Crowes and Chuck Ragan.

[riksylvania]

Sanchez, that was the highlight of my morning, thanks! If I wasn't juggling 3 bands and a studio right now I'd be interested. Good luck!

[DirtySanchez]

Looks like I'm gonna be jammin with a couple of really good dudes and like minded guys this Saturday. Can't wait!!!