~*~Heeellllllllllllllllllpppppppppppp!!!!~*~

[esa]

Do you know what sucks?
Driving in the snow...seeing a black snow deposit from wheel well/tire areas that have dropped off the car and lay in the middle of the white snow...driving over these dark snow deposits....realizing that they are not snow deposits...but a skunk....smell the kunk... watch the kunk waddle away in your rearview mirror.

I GOT KUNKED!!!!!


So, I'm hosing down the underbelly of my car at 3:00am. Cops usually are curious as to what you're doing, didja know that?
Anywho... I finally got myself to not smell like skunk...but the inside of the car...it..well...i could cry. The drive to clearfield aint to pleasent.

Anyone know how to un 'kunk a car? I've febreezed the inside and..well.. ugh.

HELP!

[Mistress_DB]

Frye's (the place that sells the sewing machines) in Altoona sells something they call Odor Assassin. Claims to get rid of skunk odor. If it works or not I dunno.

[DMFJ03]

At least you didn't get S'Punked!

[RobTheDrummer]

You could let a dead pig rot in your car like they did on mythbusters....hey, at least it's not a skunk!

[Quail Whale]

i think i heard once that if you put a few drops of buck scent in your car, that gets rid of it... yuk. did you try bathing the car in tomato juice?

[GUITARII]

Peroxide <--- is that how you spell it? I heard that if you mix 1 quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda
1 teaspoon dish-washing detergent
and use an old scrubber and then rinse the material with water that the smell will come out.

I also read the cannibus is the best solution to get tough smells out of car interiors!!! Seriously!!!

[esa]

atleast MB and Gym were helpful.
Thanks to the others that have tried to get me to get a Buck in my car, light up some doobies so he can piss on the seat when he finds out i just offed a dead pig while the bf is spunking on me and drinking tomato juice.
Somehow, I think that's illegal in this state.

Thanks for the ideas. I'll give em a try.



MB, Gym told me about something they had at the store that sounds like that. I'll have to give it a try.

[Jim Price]

It must be the curse of Esa's skunk!

While I was doing Pennsylvania Musician paper boy duties last night, I almost hit one standing in the middle of a city street just a few yards from Lombardo's Pub (located 3 blocks from downtown Altoona!).

Then, later, as I was leaving City Limits, the scent of skunk was clearly in the air.

Esa, what curse have you wrought upon us!?

[Mistress_DB]

Esa, if you get it and it works let me know. My neighbors cat's have a bad habit of using the rug on my front porch as a public urinal. If that product will get rid of a skunk smell it might work well on cat urine.

[RobTheDrummer]

you know what jim, we played city limits two saturdays ago and it smelled like skunk then. I think Claudio's cookin' em up for steak sandwiches....

[esa]

Muah ha ha! Now that I have a believer, I will say, "Vengence to those who do not come and support the band, BEYOND REASON! Follow them! Love them! Lest I sic my pet skunk on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hee hee.
Actually, it was one of those days all around. I tripped going up the stairs. Twice. Fell on my ass outside on the ice. Dropped my bottle of water and watched it explode all over a few students and their papers. Ripped my jeans. Forgot to wear undies to work. The skunk. ::shakes head:: If you had any of these problems too, let me know. I'll go into business and put some psychics out of it.

[tonefight]

. Forgot to wear undies to work.

Well hopefully you had a skirt on !!