I wonder if Ski saw any of this??“A state prosecutor in Florida's island city of Key West was under arrest after he reportedly ran naked and drunk across a parking lot and hopped into the wrong car, a newspaper said yesterday. Albert Tasker of the local state prosecutor's office told police he had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to take off his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot, according to the Florida Keys Citizen newspaper. But Mr. Tasker, 28, apparently got into the back seat of the wrong car, to the distress of the woman in the vehicle. The legitimate occupant screamed and called her boyfriend, who telephoned police.”
- American Scene, Washington Times, 2/23/05
Funny!!!
Funny!!!
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Re: Funny!!!
I knew a chick who was drunk once and actually walked into a strangers house, cracked open the fridge, and started eating something. She wasn't naked though.“But Mr. Tasker, 28, apparently got into the back seat of the wrong car, to the distress of the woman in the vehicle."
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
30 some odd years ago, my father was driving and a kid hit his vehicle with a snowball full of rocks. My Dad stopped the car and took off running after him, slipping and falling along the way, making him even madder. When the kid got to his parent's house, my Dad ran right through the door after him, chasing him through the living room where his parents were sitting watching TV.
No nudity involved there either, but I'd have loved to see the look on the parent's faces when a total stranger goes running through their living room, swearing at the top of his lungs and chasing their kid.
No nudity involved there either, but I'd have loved to see the look on the parent's faces when a total stranger goes running through their living room, swearing at the top of his lungs and chasing their kid.
... and then the wheel fell off.
Alien versus Predator.... there's a scene where the group is readying to go into the pyramid and this chic is packing heat.... well the leader chic of the group says "no guns" and the other chic says "guns are like condoms...." Lisa's signature quote. I was getting pretty tired at that point of the movie.... and was falling asleep.... but I do remember........byndrsn wrote:Dammit People!!! You know I really hate acronyms!!!! What the hell are you talking about??????
That the two chic's get really mad at each other a start tearing off each others clothes and stuff.... they're really sweaty at this point and the one "accidentally" gets a mouthful of the other one's tit.... then it all breaks loose and the ditch lick'n begins..... after several intense minutes of nude wrestling and petting.... they're both screaming for some pipe.... but can't find any except for the Alien.... who's also a lesbian, and has that thing that looks like the shape of a dick... with teeth, that it can pop in and out of it's mouth really fast.... so they get it in on the action
it was a pretty good flick!! But like I said, I was tired and I was dozing off and on........-
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I learned to wear a belt after that experience. heh Crack kills.....especially Ski's.Ron wrote:That couldn't have been Ski. The guy in the story took his own clothes off. Ski's audience does that for him.
Spring break is finally here and from what I understand it's going to get REALLY, REALLY crazy. They have to shut down the beach several times because students leave tiny little submarines while swimming in the ocean.
I was told not to use the bathrooms anywhere either. I promise to do my duty and keep everyone posted as much as I possibly can.
The liver is evil....It needs punished.
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