What Beer is Worth!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
BUT, If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have received a $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
AND, a recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
What's Beer Worth ?
LOL, good one Hawk!
Now let's all bow our head in prayer:
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN "HEAVEN" (the bar on corner of 5th & Bourbon St
)
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -
Now let's all bow our head in prayer:
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BY THY FAME.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK,
AT HOME, AS IT IS IN "HEAVEN" (the bar on corner of 5th & Bourbon St
)GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGE,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- AMEN -