Oh Ma Garsh!!!

[facingwest]

Here are some interesting pictures I wanted to share with everyone from today's show. I never had anything like this happen before and let's just say it's been a memorable day. Spring break is only around the corner and they say it's going to get really crazy down here.


This was a close call in getting my drawers dropped from two ladies tugging at both sides of my shorts.

Yet persistant, I still kept them up.

This picture was me trying to slap her hands away from my package.

While these three were dancing, the one in the middle lost her top on stage.

This guy ended up getting a major wedgie from two ladies in the audience.

Not only did the attempt of dropping my drawers happen once today, it happened twice. It's been one of the craziest days since I've been here. The show started at 2:30 in the afternoon.

[Mo Lester]

wow, I'd hate to have to work that hard for a living
but it's a living, I guess...........
ey, John?

[becky]

geez at least we just throw vibrators and dildos around to the crowd at our place, a little pole dancing with the girls shirts pulled up, and a few penis baloons. you know, the quiet & sedate kinda stuff! you know we wouldn't want any complaints or anything! haven't had a dildo induced black eye yet, so we must be doing something right. lol

[songsmith]

Dildo-induced black-eye... does the Workmen's Comp cover that? You know the old saying, "It's all fun and games until somebody puts an eye out."

John, G. O'Synchronous, our guitarist, deals with that stuff all the time. He's like catnip, man, chicks always pawing at his snerdly-dert, "oh, Greg-baby, just give us a peek of the ol' meat-and-two-vege, just a peek!"...frankly, it's a little sad that these strumpets offer themselves at the Altar of Parking-Lot Fellatio so easily. Well, sad for me, anyway.
At any rate, you just need to do like him, just write it off as a work-related pitfall. I myself know the desolation the solo artist feels, and the pseudo-scientific response to vibrations in the 250-400 Hz range (the acoustic guitar's low-end) and their effect on the female human cootchie. It's a recipe for disaster, my friend, an orgasm waiting to happen.
A J-gasm, if you will.
Glad you got a rockin' gig down there, bud, you worked hard and you deserve it. Here's to ya!----->JMS

[ZappasXWife]

John, the one of you slapping her hand away is hilarious and had us girls here at work laughing. My work seems to be so boring and hum-drum compared to yours...

[DMFJ03]

Cut the crap John, where's the nakedness!!

[esa]

that's not too much different then PA girls though John... Ya just need to find the wild ones. ::has sudden urge to have a water battle::
Pet the cutty...

[gymnast]

Pet the Cutty.....

Why I have seen john plenty o times and never seen these wild girls. Maybe we will have to vaca down to Florida to see them in action.

[Mo Lester]

that's not too much different then PA girls though John... Ya just need to find the wild ones. ::has sudden urge to have a water battle::
Pet the cutty...

those probabaly ARE girls from PA on vacation without their husbands

[ZappasXWife]

Yes, I can believe that...I think that the wildest ones really are from around here. When I go other places, the women (well, hell women AND men) seem very tame. And the local music is rarely the quality to which I am accustomed...seriously...

[Ron]

Yes, I can believe that...I think that the wildest ones really are from around here. When I go other places, the women (well, hell women AND men) seem very tame. And the local music is rarely the quality to which I am accustomed...seriously...

ZW, it sounds like you need a trip to New Orleans.

[facingwest]

I heard it gets pretty crazy there. Someday, I'm going to make the trip and see what it's all about. I know spring break is coming up here and it's supposed to get pretty wild. Hmmm...I wonder if Girls Gone Wild is going to be here? heh J/K

[Brian of the Clan Plush]

FW - I've spent plenty of time in both Key West and the French Quarter, and I'd say your not missing much. If you want to know what New Orleans is like, just imagine Key West bigger, dirtier, and with all the cats replaced by hookers and crayfish. Except for the House of Blues, they've taken the whole jazz and blues scene and turned it into a big ol' tourist trap. Blah! Plus there's nothing like a Mallory Square sunset to cleanse your mind of all the public displays of man-love

[RamRod 1]

WOW JOHN!.......Does your old lady ever look at this Forum?
You're really COOL!

[Griff]

go jonny go go go!!!! sounds like your having a good time man, good luck