Hypothetical Question - If you were in HF1 ...

[ZappasXWife]

Best one is Buster Hymen...we could call you Hymie for short. Oh wait, that name's already been taken. There's only one of that guy! Anyone seen Hymie lately? Where's he been hiding?

Are girls allowed to be in HF2 tribute band? I play the skin flute and my name is Pussy Galore. I know, James Bond girl but that's the best I can think of right now...

[songsmith]

Skin flute...hmm... I think you just became very popular. Some of my favorite people are female skin-flautists... I carry a vintage instrument around with all the time, just in case a "jam session" breaks out. I'll happily show it to you upon request.
And Pussy Galore is a good name. I love Pussy. I'm very enamored of Pussy. I think about it all the time. Ask me, Johnny, whatcha thinkin' about : Pussy.
I just thought of a good one for you... Aphelia Peters.---->JMS

[songsmith]

The girls get all the good names... Betty Humptenfelter... Wendy Popper-Cherry... JaWanna Schlappentickel... Eileen Dover-Ford... Berna DuBerino... Candice Mannlicher... Wanda Pounderbottem... okay, I'm just sick with this now...---->JMS

[Mo Lester]

Adolf Oliver Nipple

Nice One!

[Mo Lester]

JMS, damn, yer just kickin' em out left, right, up, down, and all around! some REAL good ones!

[tonefight]

Big Rod Stickerslit

[Daxman]

That is a good one, but it was also the name of a "Hair Bear"...
Anita B. Jaylater? That can't be old, I just made it up right now.--->JMS
Beautiful!

[Rhoda Lottacock]

LMFAO!!! Oh my...those are some good ones!! Where was all these names when we needed them?

Wilma Fingerdoo was the name of a "Hair Bear". We also have Leslie Bean, Anita Dick, Laya Dick, Ivana Humpalot, Sharon Peters (Stiffin's wife), Starr, and of course Jacklyn Miaff.

HI MO!!!

[Mistress_DB]

Neener neener neener! My name don't count cuz I brought it with me from other boards.


Gotta agree though. You boys better be writing some of these down. Never know when ya gotta name a new crew member.

[313]

Eaton Furberger

[Craven Sound]

Oliver Clothesoff

Phil McGroin

For the gay HFtoo member:

Phil McCracken

[Jacklyn Miauff]

I can see everybody is having sooooo much fun with this board! LOL If you think this post is fun.. You all need to check out www.hf1rocks.com and check out the message forums for some more laughs!!!!!



Keep Posting.
Jacklyn Miauff!!


P.S. How about DICK FITZINTIGHT

[TJ Kelly]

If you guys (& gals) think JMS aka Songsmith is pretty witty here on Rockpage just come check him out on stage with Sidestep. His lyrical wit, magical mouth organ, spankin da plank will leave you in awe or is that argh. Sorry John I couldn't resist.

PS: He really does think about Pussy all the time!

[songsmith]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear that, I was downloading porn. ---->JMS

[GUITARII]

Major Hardon, maybe Barry D. Bone, How's Bea Verhunt? or Neil Enbob? Bob Uppendown.... maybe Bud Cheeks? Cheri Popper, Harry Balls... Harry Cox? Drew Lingidiot, Eileen Dover... Ben Dover (ok... that's old!), Hugh Jass, Hugh Mungus? Lucinda Crotch, Oliver Clothesoff...

okay... these are all old and pretty bad

[Ron]

For those HF members in training...

Anders D. Taint

[facingwest]

Ben Hertzer was a name I used in a punk band called The Wanna-be's with Michael Breakhymen and Snarley Whiplash.