Hypothetical Question - If you were in HF1 ...

313 · Post by **313** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

I have to chuckle everytime I see the band names of the Hair Force One guys (Peter Stiffens, Phillup DaPussy, Hugh G. Rection, Iva Biggin...). I have been putting a lot of though into this one, but if I were to ever become a member of HF1, I would use the stage name "Kenny Lingus".

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

I would be "Miles O'Toole" from Great Britain. Tally ho.

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Craven Moorehead

Mo Lester · Post by **Mo Lester** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

I don't know, I would probabaly think of something real good, like
"Jimi Hatt" or even "Mo Lester"

hi Greg,
I hear a little buzz about the new band. I'd like to hear you rip on some of that kind of stuff. tell strummer I said "Wassup"

homerski · Post by **homerski** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

"Buster Hymen" - definitely

ASB10 · Post by **ASB10** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Heywood Jablowme

Jacklyn Miauff · Post by **Jacklyn Miauff** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

LOLOL. They are quite creative, aren't they? Obviously it catches everyone's interest! Even the HAIR BEARS have creative names and I happen to be one of them!!!

LOLOL Thanks for the post!
Jacklyn Miauff (Wife of Phillip DaPussee)

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Heywood Jablome is the name of HF1's main merch hound and head roadie.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Peter Gozinia.---->JMS

aMindBesideItself · Post by **aMindBesideItself** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Muph Diever

BT · Post by BT » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Howie Feltersnatch

313 · Post by **313** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

I think we have enough names now to start a Hair Force One tribute band - let's call it Hair Force Too.

I might change my stage name to Rod Splitzer.

Mo Lester · Post by **Mo Lester** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

come on guys some of those are REAL fargin old.
the rest of you, good work. you know who you are!

Peace

Hal · Post by **Hal** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Those are some good ones.

I would be Willie B. Hardigan

How about William Hung??

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

homerski wrote:"Buster Hymen" - definitely

HEYYYY!!! That was my name in "Penetrator"

Jacklyn Miauff · Post by **Jacklyn Miauff** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

What great imaginations!!

Daxman · Post by **Daxman** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

I would call myself MICHAEL J. COX...Ohhh, that's right, I'm in the band...And CRAVEN MOOREHEAD was one of our old sound guys.

MOONDOGGY · Post by **MOONDOGGY** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

How 'bout PHIL RUP?
That's the best I can do.
I am sorry.

Daxman · Post by **Daxman** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

That's not too shabby...BTW, nice to see ya there Mo Lester!

Victor Synn · Post by **Victor Synn** » Thursday Jan 20, 2005

LoL Wow....I stay off of Rockpage for one day and up pops this post! Nice work on the names people. I got a laugh out of them. And Hair Force Too? Classic.

Mo Lester · Post by **Mo Lester** » Friday Jan 21, 2005

Back at ya there Michael J................
Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh

IN-BASS · Post by **IN-BASS** » Friday Jan 21, 2005

Adolf Oliver Nipple

Marsman365 · Post by **Marsman365** » Friday Jan 21, 2005

Filled in for a couple of gigs behind the kit...

"Pierson A. Baldwin"

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Jan 21, 2005

Anita B. Jaylater? That can't be old, I just made it up right now.--->JMS

Imgrimm01 · Post by **Imgrimm01** » Friday Jan 21, 2005

I would be ... " Wilma Fingerdoo " cuz for me nothing else is good enough.

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Hypothetical Question - If you were in HF1 ...

Hypothetical Question - If you were in HF1 ...

Hair Force Names

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