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The Top 20 most inappropriate wedding songs

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The Top 20 most inappropriate wedding songs

http://www.weddingwire.com/20-inappropr ... songs.html
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How can Closer by NIN not be on there? LOL

Then again - that may be a song exactly right for some people when getting married.... I was just envisioning Grandma and Grandpa in the audience when it came on..... :P
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I would have to add Love Hurts to the list as well.

"Love Hurts" was written and composed by Felice and Boudleaux Bryant. it was first recorded by The Everly Brothers in 1960 and a was hit by Roy Orbson in 1961, and later became a 1975 international hit by Nazareth.

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mars
Any heart not tough or stong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts... ooh,ooh love hurts

I'm young, I know, but even so
I know a thing or two
And I learned from you
I really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when it's hot
Love hurts... ooh,ooh love hurts

Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
They're not foolin' me

I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true
Love is just a lie
Made to make you blue
Love hurts... ooh,ooh love hurts
Ooh,ooh love hurts

I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true
Love is just a lie
Made to make you blue
Love hurts... ooh,ooh love hurts
Ooh,ooh love hurts
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I'm surprised Free Bird didn't make the list.
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Yeah... Seeing a title like that, I was waiting for "I'll Be Watching You". That was seriously on my mind... "What number is that? Hmm... Must be higher... Higher still... Damn, is it gonna be number one??? ::looks down further to see it not there either:: Damn! What's wrong with these people???"
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lonewolf wrote:I'm surprised Free Bird didn't make the list.
not sure how well free bird would go at a wedding your not so free anymore :lol:
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thebattle wrote:
lonewolf wrote:I'm surprised Free Bird didn't make the list.
not sure how well free bird would go at a wedding your not so free anymore :lol:
Well, I guess that's what makes it inappropriate.

When our other guitarist got married, Forces played for his reception without him. He did come up to play and sing one song at his own reception...

Free Bird

"bye, bye baby its been a sweet love, yeah yeah..."
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
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Post by moxham123 »

A couple more songs I thought would make the list.

Love The One Your With and Your Cheatin' Heart
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lonewolf wrote:
thebattle wrote:
lonewolf wrote:I'm surprised Free Bird didn't make the list.
not sure how well free bird would go at a wedding your not so free anymore :lol:
Well, I guess that's what makes it inappropriate.

When our other guitarist got married, Forces played for his reception without him. He did come up to play and sing one song at his own reception...

Free Bird

"bye, bye baby its been a sweet love, yeah yeah..."
sorry didn't realize it was "inappropriate" misread title.
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Jackyl- She Loves My Cock :o
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I don't want her, you can have her. She's too fat for me.

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Bag wrote:Jackyl- She Loves My Cock :o
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Highway to Hell is always the best song to see a bride walk down the isle & meet her man.

What's wrong with She Loves My Cock? It's so beautiful and heartfelt and tender...... I always thought that would make a better father/daughter dance myself.....in West VA.
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REDillon wrote:Highway to Hell is always the best song to see a bride walk down the isle & meet her man.

What's wrong with She Loves My Cock? It's so beautiful and heartfelt and tender...... I always thought that would make a better father/daughter dance myself.....in West VA.
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Willie Nelson's "To all the girls I loved before"
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Post by alexdwsn12 »

I think you should add more in that list. But this list is very nice so there is no doubt about that. I liked all the songs. Your choice is perfect.
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