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Swearing is an art form......
If I can't get respect, I'll take fear... or Skittles.
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REDillon wrote:Swearing is an art form......
Fuckin' A right!

I say that one a lot.
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DirtySanchez wrote:
REDillon wrote:Swearing is an art form......
Fuckin' A right!

I say that one a lot.
Fxck a B....it has 2 holes..... :lol:
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when I am only slightly irritated and more joking:
Weepin' Jesus on the cross..... (from O Brother Where Art Thou?)

when I am actually pissed
Jesus fuckin'-A Christ

We were talking about this at the studio a few months ago, and before I was around, Mark (our bassist) once got frustrated with something and said, "Aww... God's cock!!!"

:shock:

I was trying to cut down on my swearing, and told Mrs J I was going to start using some of the weirder NFL player names instead... try it:

Pia Sagapuletele!

Ali Hadji Shiekh!

Manu Tuiasasopo!

(of course, when I would do that, Mrs J would go, "And Phil Simms!!"

She's quite the pistol.... ;)
You better call me a doctor - feelin' no pain!
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REDillon wrote:Swearing is an art form......
My father worked in obscenity the way other artists would work in oils or watercolors - it was his true medium.....

(A Christmas Story)

Nadafinga!!!
You better call me a doctor - feelin' no pain!
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J Michaels wrote: (of course, when I would do that, Mrs J would go, "And Phil Simms!!"

She's quite the pistol.... ;)
Classic!
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I LOVED NATAFINGA!! That is friggin classic. Thanks for the mammary.
If I can't get respect, I'll take fear... or Skittles.
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Here's one from Spartacus that seems appropriate every time I book a gig for The Verge in Blair County:

"Once again, the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass."

Give us a fucking break...
...Oh, the freedom of the day that yielded to no rule or time...
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You gotta be frickin' kidding me
that's right
no good c-sin' sob
BOHICA!!
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who you callin a cootie queen, you lint licker!

love the orbit commercial!

- kayla.
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Oftentimes, when someone shouts "What the fuck!", I respond with "What're we fucking?" or "Fuck the what?"

I love going through one of the various Ace Ventura speils... Any time someone asks me a question, they may randomly get the cockroach killed by Aguado scene...

"Good question, Aguado! First, I'd establish a motive... Say in this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 50lbs... PORKING HIS WIFE!!!"
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WHAT THE CRAP!!!

BDR
That's what she said.
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'For fuck's sake' is a big one in my house.
You can put kittens in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.

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if not for my sakes, for christ sakes.
well spank my ass and call me charlie
here is a nice fresh bunch of go fuck yourself for you to enjoy
if ya can't be a buddy, be a buddy fucker.
you can prick your fingure, but never fingure your.............get your mind outta the gutter.
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I'd rather be fucked in the ass with a 10 inch razor studded dildo.
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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my favs.
what the fuck
this flippin suxs
jesus fuckling christ
you fucking pickle licker
fuckin bitch
oh and if a woman cuts me off driving a car she gets the infamous
" fucking c**t" i think that phrase is horrible and i can't even type it here !
oh and if someone at work tells me to go to hell, i say i'm so sorry but, i'm already working there !
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Jesus tap dancing christ
Holy fuck
great horny toads! (Yosemite Sam)

Being a truck driver, I usually concoct curse words on the spot...but the conditions have to be right. A bad gig is nowhere near as frustrating as the assholes who pilot cars in Pittsburgh, which unfortunately I have to drive to every........single.......damn........day....monday thru friday. The words flow and meld together, and I always forget to write them down.
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felix'apprentice wrote:who you callin a cootie queen, you lint licker!

love the orbit commercial!

- kayla.
What the french, toast?
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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